Breaking Of The Know-it-all (Creek)

Infinity

Oh, darling, my soul,
You know it aches for yours,
And you've been filling this hole,
Since you were born.

~~~

August 29th, 6 pm.

Cartman spat out his drink all over Clyde, upon hearing the news.

"Ewwww! Gross, man!"

"YOU TWO ARE A THING, NOW?!"

The group was having dinner at the Chinese restaurant again. Stan and Kyle were the first ones to arrive, so they had a bit of time for themselves before the others arrived as well. Although their "alone time" was just them holding hands and talking, Clyde, the third one to arrive, had caught them, which led him to have a short-circuit. The brunette started screaming and jumping around, almost taking a picture as well, if Tolkien hadn't appeared to stop him.

Clyde had tried to go most of the dinner without telling the others about what he had seen, but it's Clyde we're talking about. So of course, almost at the end of the dinner, he spilled the beans, and screamed the news out of nowhere, and here they are now.

Clyde's lap is drenched, Cartman's jaw is on the floor, and Kyle and Stan are just trying their best to not beat the crap out of their friend.

"I actually feel offended you didn't tell me this before." Tweek said.

"I was going to, but honestly? I forgor."

Kyle scoffed to the side, "You forgot to tell one of your closest friends that you're dating?"

"Yes? This stuff happens! Besides, he was going to figure it out sooner or later! You're so needy and clingy...!"

"You have a problem with that? Fine!" The taller then proceeded to stand up, dragging his chair to the other side of the table, sitting next to Jimmy. "How about now? Not so clingy anymore, am I right?" He smirked.

Stan rolled his eyes, "I was joking, ya baby!"

"Call me a baby again, you piece of filth!"

"Of course, baby."

His face turned as red as his hair, the moment he saw Stan's smirk. Kyle can't be mad at his now boyfriend, especially when he calls him 'baby'. And the worst part is that Stan knows it. So he sighed, dragging the chair back to his original seat. He sat back down, shoving Stan's hand away when he tried to hold his hand.

"What a beautiful couple." Craig said, sarcastically. His boyfriend punched him lightly on the arm, making the others laugh.

"But yeah, congratulations, you guys! We're happy for you!" Tolkien said.

"I'm not."

Everyone looked at Cartman.

"I wonder why..." Kyle muttered.

"Y'all, I can stand Tweek and Craig. They're like- made for each other. I literally can't see them dating anybody else. BUT GOD DAMN IT, YOU GUYS! IF YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, FATASS! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS!"

"Some things never change, am I right?" Kenny asked Stan, who nodded.

"B-b-by the way!" Everyone looked at Jimmy, "C-Cartman, how's Yentl doing? She p-p-p-posted something on her stories saying that sh-shhhe was taking a break from social m-media."

"Oh, that. Yeah, she's taking a break. I don't know, man, she says she's been feeling like shit lately, I guess she's on her period." Eric laughed at his own joke, stopping when he realized no one else was laughing.