Breaking Of The Know-it-all (Creek)

Meteor Shower

I've got miles of regrets and confusing friends,
But perhaps it's just my stupid head in the end,
Thinking should I wait here or make my way home?
You said, "Go".

~~~

September 12th, 9 pm.

"Uh, hello everyone.- Jesus Christ, this is so awkward..." Craig whispered to the microphone, "We want to thank you all for coming, and..."

"Give us a proper speech, asshole!"

"There's not gonna be a speech, Marsh!" The man yelled back at his friend, who was laughing uncontrollably in his seat. "As I was saying... we want to thank you all for coming and we hope you enjoy the party. I know that wedding food usually tastes like crap, but y'all get the point. If you wanted to eat well you should've gone to a McDonald's, like my parents decided to do before we came here!"

Laura and Thomas flipped their son off from their table and Craig rolled his eyes, passing the microphone to Tweek. The blond held it for a few seconds, his hands shaking as he looked at the mic.

"Retweet that."

His friends booed jokingly, making the man shriek at the sudden reaction. Calvin laughed, taking the mic from the blond.

"Let's not put too much pressure on the guy, he's already been through enough." Tweek face-palmed, Craig leading them both to their seats. "So while everyone enjoys the food- which I'm pretty sure it's gonna be good- we will go over the speeches, and after the dinner, before we get to party for real, we are going to play the shoe game!"

"We never agreed to that!"

"Yeah, but we all want to see you suffer."

"HELL YEAH!" Cartman screamed.

"I'm gonna murder that guy, one of these days..." Craig muttered.

~~~

9:15 pm.

"Hehehe. Good evening, everyone!" The guests cheered once Clyde got on stage. "Well, for those who don't remember, or were asleep during my "Big Entrance", my name is Clyde, and I am Craig's best man! Hi, Craig!" The brunette waved at his friend, who flipped him off. "He loves me, he's just shy. But before I say anything else, I just want to congratulate Tweek and Craig. I know how this is a big step in a relationship, and I'm happy that I got to witness all of this. I'm gonna be honest with you all, I only remembered that I had to write a speech two days ago."

"Oh my God, Clyde..." Bebe sighed, Nichole rubbing her back, soothingly.

"Well, when I was writing my speech, I was thinking about the amount of things I wanted to say. Not because there are only a few, no. It's because there are a lot. I want to start off by saying how happy I am for these two. I've known Craig my whole life; one of those cases in which I can't think of my life, without him by my side. So I grew up thinking that I knew everything about this man. Since he knows me like the back of his hand, I thought I also knew him. He was with me through the hardest times in my life, and the not so hard ones, as well. He was always there for me when I would cry for some stupid reason, considering how much of a crybaby I am. But he's one of the few people that never judged me for that."

Laura smiled. She knows how much Clyde and Craig care for each other, and she knows that no matter how cold Craig may be, he will always be on his friend's side.