7 years later...
December 22nd, 5:30 pm.
Craig ran around the living room, as silently as he could, not wanting to make any noise.
Tweek was in their room, working on some of the classes he needed to prepare for the end of the Christmas holidays, and Craig had just lost his ring. Again. It was a constant thing at this point. If a month passed, and he hadn't lost his ring at least once, it could be considered a miracle.
Now, he was looking everywhere. Under the couch, behind the fridge, in the trash, even! He knew that if Tweek found out, he would kick him out of the house. He can't afford that to happen.
He sighed, standing up to look near the sink, again. Turning around, he found his husband standing next to the TV, his ring in hand.
"Looking for this?"
He groaned.
"Babe, I am so sorry. I apologize, it won't happen again."
"You've been saying that for the past 7 years. I told you to go get a tighter one, but noooo."
The ravenhead huffed, taking his ring back.
"But that's too much work!!"
"I know. Is that why you didn't set up the table, and dinner is a mess? Because it's "too much work"?"
The two looked back at the kitchen, stained with food and liquids everywhere. Craig has been learning how to cook, so maybe it wasn't the best idea for Tweek to let him prepare the Christmas dinner this year.
"Craig, they're gonna be here any second!! At least you cleaned the living room... don't wanna spoil the surprise!"
"It's fine. We still have time until they get here."
The blond sighed, "I know... but let's hurry up, yeAAAGHH??!!!" He screamed upon seeing a face on the window, smiling at the two from outside.
"CLYDE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!!" Craig yelled, running to the front door. He swung the door open, coming face to face with Clyde, Bebe, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, who jumped back at the sudden screaming.
"You scared the living shit out of me, man!" Tweek screamed from the living room, Clyde laughing.
"Yeah, that was the idea, thank you very much! Jesus Christ, what happened to the kitchen?!"
His friend chuckled nervously, stepping aside to let his friends in. "I tried to cook. I know, shocking."
After everybody entered the house, he went to close the door, but was stopped by someone's foot blocking the way.
"Don't close the door yet, asshole!"
So he opened it again, seeing Cartman panting heavily, Tolkien, Jimmy, Butters, Yentl and Wendy running from the other side of the street as well.
"Sorry, we're late, man. Cartman was the one who was gonna give us a ride, but he had to take a shit."
"HEY! It so happens I have a stomach condition!"
"N-nobody cares, dude."
Upon seeing Bebe, Wendy hugged her best friend, before taking her coat off. "Thanks for having us this year, guys! Last year, at Stan's, was a mess..."
The latter scoffed.
"Oh please, just because I burned the oven..."
"No, it's because you burned half of the table." Yentl laughed.
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Breaking Of The Know-it-all (Creek)
Fanfiction"Craig is starting to lose faith in his lucky star. Everywhere he goes, anything he does, there's always bullshit for him to deal with. That fact scares him, especially when his wedding day is so close. Less than 3 months away." A story where Craig...
