I came across a fallen tree,
I felt the branches of it looking at me,
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?
~~~
September 12th, 6:30 pm.
Craig has been smiling constantly for the past 3 minutes. His cheeks hurt in ways he can't describe. Tweek's aunt has pulled them aside to congratulate them, but she never stops talking! I mean, even Tweek is getting annoyed, now. The only reason why Craig doesn't say anything, and is just standing there, with a smile glued to his face, is because he's scared. Scared that the woman might see him a bit serious for a second, and automatically assume he's a bad person.
The moment they left the church to meet with their friends and family, after signing the papers, was the moment they regretted the most. They hate having the attention all to themselves, but they can deal with it.
For the most part...
"Okay, auntie! It was nice talking to you, but we gotta go now..." Tweek told the older woman trying to step away from the scene.
"Oh, honey. I'm just so proud of you..."
"I know, you've told me that 3 times already!"
"Yeah, we still have the second ceremony to attend to. We'll see you at the party, though!" Craig said, as he started walking away, pulling his husband along with him.
Reaching the van, basically throwing themselves in it, they exhaled loudly, finally being able to get away from the crowd.
"Hey, guys!"
"GAH!! CLYDE!! What are you doing here?!?"
"We're gonna go to the party! I am beyond excited!" The brunette exclaimed, throwing his arms around his friend's shoulders.
"You are, we're not." Craig said.
"Aw, man! I totally forgot about the second ceremony..." Stan sighed, also appearing from behind them.
"Seriously, how long have you guys been here??!"
"The entire time. We were waiting for you to come, but Tweek's aunt would never shut up!" Cartman joined.
"Tell me about it..."
Suddenly, the doors of the van opened, Richard and Helen jumping inside.
"Alright, you guys! We're gonna drop you out at Stark's Pond, and drive Tweek and Craig home! Jimmy?"
"Y-yes, sir?"
"Try to distract the guests while we're away. You're the best when it comes to entertaining!"
He smiled. "Well, of course! That is m-my job, after all!"
"Wait wait wait." Kyle joined in.
"Are you all in here??! Cuz yall are coming from absolutely nowhere!" Tweek screamed, as Tolkien and Kenny also appeared from their hiding spots.
The redhead shrugged. "We want to go to the ceremony too!"
"Sucks to be you, then!"
"This type of ceremony is performed at home, and more privately, Kyle. You'll just have to wait at the party." Helen explained as her husband started the car.
"Oh, the misery! Waiting an hour at a party! The disgrace!"
~~~
6:50 pm
"Woah..."
"Dude, this looks amazing!"
"And thinking that we used to smoke weed in here..."
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Breaking Of The Know-it-all (Creek)
Fanfiction"Craig is starting to lose faith in his lucky star. Everywhere he goes, anything he does, there's always bullshit for him to deal with. That fact scares him, especially when his wedding day is so close. Less than 3 months away." A story where Craig...
