Chapter 8: Kunikida's Ideal Woman

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A few days later, I had finally moved into Yosano's apartment. I was in the agency, typing on my computer, mine was next to Yosano's desk. I was in the middle of doing the work, Kunikida assigned me to, until Dazai walked up to me. It was like one of those romantic anime scenes with the whole aesthetic background and everything.

"Y/n," he said while handing me a red rose, he got on one knee and lifted one of my hands. He looked up at me."Would you do the honor of joining me in a double suicide-"

"No." I cut him off.

"Dang, rejection's tough!" Ranpo said while spinning in his desk chair.

"But why?!" Dazai whined.

"Have you even got started on your work?" I ask.

"Uh....."

I went back to typing on my computer.

"Where did Yosano, Kenji, Kyouka, and Junichiro go?" Dazai asked.

"On a job." I say, while still typing.

"Hey, Y/n." Atsushi asked me, "Would you mind translating this?"

I stood up from my chair and walked over to his desk.

"Translate what?" I ask.

"This video I found," he explained, "It's part of a case I'm working on."

He played the video and I listened.

"So, what did it say?" He asked.

"They're just talking about whether ketchup or mustard is better on a hot dog....." I say.

"Aw man!" He said while he let his face fall on his keyboard. "I thought I found some evidence!"

"Sorry...." I apologized.

I see a book on the floor, I picked it up and looked at it. Atsushi noticed me examining it.

"Y/n! Don't be messing with that! Unless you have a death wish!" He warned me.

"Why, what is this?" I ask.

"That's Kunikida's ideals! He must have dropped it!"

"Where is Kunikida?" I ask while looking around the room.

"In the middle of a meeting with the president...."

"Quick, Y/n! Read his thoughts of his ideal woman!" Dazai exclaimed.

"Y/n.... You shouldn't do that...." Atsushi warned me.

I did start to wonder what his ideal woman was. I decided to take the risk and open it.

"Hurry!" Dazai said.

After finding the page and reading, my eyes went wide. I immediately threw the book across the room. Ranpo caught it before it could hit the ground.

"Y/n.... you don't look too good...." Atsushi said.

"There's only one person I know that matches that exact description...." I mumbled.

"Huh?" Atsushi asked.

"Hey, what are you brats doing in here?" Kunikida entered the room.

You slowly look at him.

"What, Y/n?" He asked.

"Y/n said she might know someone who matches your ideal woman...." Ranpo said while handing Kunikida his book, Kunikida gave me a glare for snooping in it.

"NO I DON'T!" I shout in panic.

"But you just said-"

"Shhh!" I tell Atsushi while having my index finger over my mouth.

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