𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕝𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 {𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒𝚡𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛}

Chapter 117: A Date with Dazai

Me and Dazai stepped out of the hotel room and walked to the elevator.

I pressed the lobby floor.

Soon, the elevator opened, and me and Dazai walked out.

Dazai sighed, "But it's hot outside.."

"You can't be in the hotel room forever." I looked at him, "You did yesterday."

S/n's wedding was tomorrow. I decided to force Dazai to get some fresh air.

We walked out of the hotel.

I was wearing a maroon long sleeve shirt and black shorts. Dazai was in a grey long sleeve shirt with pants.

"Everyone's giving me weird looks..." Dazai complained as we were walking down the sidewalk.

"Why would people be giving you weird looks?" I asked while looking at him.

"My bandages.."

"You're bandages look fine, Osamu." I said and looked ahead.

He sighed and looked around him as we were walking.

"Are you going to keep complaining?" I looked at him. "You need to enjoy this vacation while you can. In less than a week, we'll be stuck in the Agency again having to do boring work."

Dazai sighed again. Suddenly, his eyes lit up.

"What?" I asked.

"We can go to that aquarium you and your siblings went to yesterday!" He exclaimed.

"Oh, that's not a bad idea." I said.

"C'mon! Let's go!" He grabbed my hand and started running.

"Do you even know where we're going?!" I said.

"Nope!"

~Time Skip~
Me and Dazai looked at the jellyfish.

"I want one.." He mumbled.

~Time Skip~
"No, Osamu, we are not keeping it."

"Please, Y/n! I promise I'll feed it, water it, take it on walks, bathe it, kiss it goodnight,"

"No." I said.

He was holding a crab in his hands. We were at the beach.

"Why not?" He said.

"Do you even think it'll survive the way home?" I asked.

"You can't just make me the bad guy!" He looked at the crab, then back at me, "You wanted to steal an otter at the aquarium!"

"That's different! Poe literally snuck Karl and took him here, and he survived!"

"No, Sake is coming with us!"

"S-sake? You named it?"

"Yes. And he will be our child in Yokohama!" He exclaimed while raising him up to the sky as if he were a miracle.

I sighed in frustration. "You're doing the same thing C/n did. You're literally kidnapping it, Osamu."

"C/n is very wise. And so is my decision." He looked at me, then back at the crab, "Sake Dazai! I love the sound of that!"

"I feel like I'm being replaced by the crab.." I mumbled.

"No, his name is not the crab. You will address your child by Sake!"

"My child?" I said, "Osamu, put the crab down."

"No."

"Now."