Mrs Mikaelson One Shots

Return of the Mikaelson's: Version 2 - Part Five

"Enough!" Isa called as she walked into the living room of the Salvatore house to find her husband and siblings in argument while their children just watched, munching on popcorn. "We're going to decide who kills them the old fashioned way," she announced as Finn and Kol stood behind her with distasteful looks on their faces as they stepped back into the house they hated so much.

"One problem with that, my darling Icy. We're oddly numbered," Kol pointed out but Isa waved him off as she walked down the foyer steps.

"Please. Nik and I are basically one person. He can play for us while I oversee it because you and the so-called noble stag here, always find ways to cheat!"

"I am so very insulted by the notion," Elijah said with a small smile as Kol merely gasped in offence.

"I'm surprised it's not Kat cheating, though, I still find it odd that you find a way to cheat in this game," Rebekah pointed out as Nik came to stand behind his wife, rubbing her arms.

"No one is surprised that uncle Kol is cheating though," Hope chuckled, everyone else agreeing with her.

"I am deeply hurt by your betrayal, each and every one of you. I'm your favourite uncle and this is how you treat me," Kol fake cried while his siblings rolled their eyes.

"I'm fairly certain that you're not our favourite uncle," Melody replied as she sped to Finn's side, the eldest Mikaelson brother wrapping his arm around his niece.

"Oh, how you wound me!" Kol exclaimed as he fell backwards towards Isa who rolled her eyes as she pushed him off her.

"Right, let's get on with this so we can blow this place up," Isa exclaimed as they all paired up, Rebekah against Katherine, Nik against Elijah and Finn against Kol. "Ready?"

They all nodded as they faced each other, a fist raised.

"And for the last time, it's on shoot or so help you I will replace you with your children, understand?" Isa warned and she was met with more nods, save for Elijah and Kol who rolled their eyes as well and Isa shot them an icy glare.

"Just get on with it," Rebekah chastised and Isa sighed.

"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"

Various exclamations of victory and of defeat were vocalised as they realised who had won and who had lost. For, Rebekah, Nik and Kol had emerged victorious and Katherine, Elijah and Finn were defeated.

"Hey, Aunt Isa?"

"Yes, Cassian?"

"There's still a problem," he announced as everyone looked at him.

"And that is?" Rebekah questioned.

"Three of you won but there are four people to kill."

"Oh, for goodness sake! Why don't we all just kill them?!" Kol exclaimed and everyone furrowed their brows as they exchanged glances.

"Ok, was it just me, or did Kol just say something smart?" Katherine asked, speeding behind her husband as Kol sped towards her, stopped by his older brother's glare as he shielded his wife.

"Fine, we'll split into four groups and each one will get a Salvatore to themselves, sound fair?" Isa suggested and was met with various yes' and nods. "Good. So then we'll have team Bekah, team Kol, team Nik and I and team Finn. Elijah and Kat can pick whichever team you want," she ordered as Elijah went to stand by Finn's side and Katherine by Rebekah's as Isa turned to their children. "Melody, Finn. Cassian and Lydia, Kol. Diana, Rebekah. Torin and Hopes, Nik. Remus, Finn. Henrik, Rebekah. Liliya, Kol."

One by one, the kids had gotten up and moved to their respective teams, Isa dividing them up evenly without even taking a second to think about it.

"Right, four people per Salvatore and so help me if anyone fights over the toys from The Garden you will be missing out faster than you can say Mikaelson. Understand?"

Again more nods and murmurs of agreement.

"Now," she said with a sigh. "To decide which Salvatore we get to kill." 

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"Can you hear anything?" Caroline asked weakly as Damon strained his ears to hear what was being discussed upstairs, his face pressed to the cold bars of the small hole in the cellar door.

"Yes, I can hear the annoying sound that is your voice, Caroline."

The girl only rolled her eyes as she pillowed Stefan's head in her lap. He'd made the rather stupid decision to try and fight back against his captor who just so happened to be a Tribrid. Torin had easily snapped his neck before dragging him into the cellar, Nik not even having the chance to move before his youngest son had dealt with the problem, making his father rather proud of him.

Stefan however still had yet to wake up as his wife ran her fingers through his hair, his lips slightly stained red with the big of her blood she'd forced down his throat in hopes it would help heal his wounds but the progress was slow. Stefan would need human blood to heal the wounds made from wood.

"How are we going to get out of this? We never had a plan for if the Mikaelson's came back," Elena said, voice cracking as tears pooled in her eyes and the reality of her impending death began to set in.

"Hey, hey, listen to me," Damon soothed as he moved from the door to cup Elena's face as she sat hugging her knees with her back to the brick wall. "We've gotten away from them before and we'll do it again."

"But how, Damon? We're outnumbered 4-1, and they're stronger than us."

"And we still killed two of them," Caroline pointed out.

"And those two are still alive if Isa's phone call was any indication. And that was before they had magic. How do they have magic?" Elena sobbed.

"I don't know," Damon replied as he pulled Elena's head to his shoulder. "But we're going to be ok. We're going to put the Mikaelson's into the ground, once and for all."