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CRIMSON RAIN PLEASURE CLINIC

Xie Lian had never been in a relationship before. He simply never had enough time. When he was a high school student he was insanely busy taking accelerated courses while juggling being in the national junior badminton team and all of his energy was focused on improving himself.

Things didn't change much when he went to university. He continued to either be buried in his books or training day and night. It was already impressive that he could fit his closest friends Feng Xin and Mu Qing into his schedule. 

 After undergrad he played badminton find a partner, Feng Xin and Mu Qing began to express their concerns to him. 

 Mu Qing said quite harshly, "You won't stay young and pretty like this forever, you know. And being a double doctorate virgin just isn't as hot as it was in the 60s." 

 Feng Xin piped up.

"Xie Lian, we're worried about you. I mean...even if you aren't ready to settle down, how do you deal with your...needs?"

 Xie Lian stared back blankly. "Needs? I have enough to live on. Even without my inheritance, the post doc stipend is quite adequate for my lifestyle."

Mu Qing shook his head in irritation. "Feng Xin means your sexual needs!"

 Feng Xin nodded enthusiastically, "Yea, what do you do when you get, y'know, horny?"

 Xie Lian finally blushed. The rouge spread from the centers of his cheeks throughout his entire face.

"I-I just leave it alone! Sometimes it goes away..." his voice grew rather small. "And sometimes I just have to clean up the mess afterwards!"

Mu Qing and Feng Xin stared at him in wonder. Finally, Feng Xin whispered, "You mean you never even touch yourself?"

Xie Lian was so embarrassed that even his ears and neck became red. "NO! I NEVER TOUCH MYSELF!"

He frantically looked away from his two friends after this proclamation because it seemed like such a crass topic to be discussing. Unfortunately, his eyes landed on the new figure who had just happened to pass by his bedroom. Xie Lian's cousin Qi Rong could not help himself when he heard this riveting piece of intel about his otherwise perfect, untouchable cousin.

Qi Rong's eyes sparkled with an unkind glee. "What was that I heard, Xie Lian-gege? You are this old and have never even been touched by a woman?"

Xie Lian cringed internally. Though he was not certain whether it was due to embarrassment that his meddling cousin had heard about his sex life (or lack thereof) or that none of what Qi Rong said was technically a lie.

"I haven't met a woman who I've connected with yet..." was Xie Lian's tepid reply.

Qi Rong only laughed. "AHAHAHHAHAHA AND TO THINK THE PERFECT IDEAL GOLDEN CHILD OF OUR FAMILY IS ACTUALLY AN IMPOTENT HERMIT WHO HAS NEVER KNOWN HUMAN PLEASURES."

Eventually Mu Qing and Feng Xin placed Qi Rong into a choke hold so that his grating voice would finally simmer down. Before they forcefully tossed him out of Xie Lian's room however, Qi Rong could not help sliding in one more snide remark.

"Maybe gege should go to the Crimson Rain Pleasure Clinic.