Squidbob Shots!|by Octi25

Three meanies

A/n: HELLO shippers. This part of the page is where... I MADE A SERIOUS SPONGE WHO IS A BADASS-LOOKING SHIZ. So. Let's just continue.

Plot: Spongebob gets pissed and would ban the customers who complain and take things too far.

Spongebob is taking out the garbage. He enters back at the kitchen hearing something from Squidward, he said that the customer ordered three Krabby patties.

Spongebob couldn't agree more to serve delightful orders to customers. But he hated it when someone complains, that the patty he made wasn't perfect enough.

When he served the order to three customers. They look at the burger in disgust, the man complained "yo, this burger looks so big to fit in my mouth!" The other person with red hair spoke. "What is this? Every person who orders this patty in the Krusty krab looks junk! It's disgusting!"

The green fish nodded "Uhuh. So they like- to order garbage out of the dump and would crave the whole thing and chew with their mouths open. That's unpleasant and disgusting!"

Spongebob furrowed his eyebrows and went back to the three customers. "I'm sorry but this is the patty we originally make sir! We cannot persuade customers to eat with their mouths closed against the policy of the rule book in Krusty krab." Spongebob commented with worry on his face.

He felt a bit angry inside of him, he never trusted his guts so he thinks that it was not worth it. The red hair fish glared at the sea sponge. "Oh, the fry cook himself has spoken nonsense just because of a book policy!" The green fish joined taunting the sponge.

"So once you broke the rule book you'd cry! And if you did, why won't you try to go back to your mommy and cry about it?" The three laughed, and Spongebob felt his face raise the heat temperature going half.

He clenched his fist and take deep breaths. "I'd be sad if I did break the rule and get fired by my boss. And I'd go cry to my mother with my tears weeping down on my face. And if you both did break the rules on your work, you'd gladly get fired and cry. Trying to get rehired from your previous works!" Spongebob added.

He never wanted to offend the customers, since it's in all the book policies too. The three fish looked at him with rage in their eyes. "You dare try to offend us?! You're working so hard oh boy! Oh, look! I'm a fry cook who just cooks and is nice to people! Oh, I'm creepy and my boyfriend hates me!"

The other fish teased. And they three snickered as Spongebob felt confused "boyfriend?" The redfish rolled his eyes and pointed to the cash register and Squidward looked at them with the whole scenario he could feel.

"We meant your partner cephalopod who is a failure! A garbage junk at the trash! Sucks at the clarinet, and paints ridiculous and ugly trash paintings. He fails! And just like you! You're an odd fry cook who doesn't get to shut up!" The redfish said madly.

Spongebob almost bursts red in feeling so much anger that he wants to punch them so bad. "Could you stop it, please? That's taking it too far..." he said, the other fish looked at him thinking that a simple sponge can't threaten some fish because he was weak.

"Or what? You can't even do anything! Because... you. Are. A. Tiny. Useless. Annoying. Twerp. Simple. Sponge." The other fish said, as he said those offending words and kept tapping his fin on the sponge's chest.

Squidward got off the cash register and prepared himself wanting to punch the fish's face. But his partner stopped him from coming toward them by saying his words.

"Sir, I'd be willing to kick you three out by now!" Spongebob said smiling brightly on his face and planting both of his hands on the customer's table.

"Hah! Let's see if you can!" The three bursts laughing as they looked at Spongebob seeing that it looks like it was not serious. Squidward had bought an intention of feeling something in his mind not to interrupt them.

Spongebob felt all of his anger, his face turned red. "I'm serious!" Spongebob is still smiling with his eyes closed. The three fish looked at him weirdly but still snorted.

"If you don't get out of this restaurant I will!" The whole fish in the restaurant is looking at the three fish and the sponge silently and looking at what is happening.

"You can't force ys twerp!" The green fish looked at him angrily. Some seconds later, he slammed his hands aggressively at the table and it made tiny cracks on it. His nice, sweet, optimistic self disappeared and there appeared his inner self.

The clouds began to cover the bright blue sky. He opened his eyes, and the color of his eyes was not the color of cerulean anymore. It was red filled with a pit of rage, shattering every nerve inside of him.

This... was just new.

Spongebob carried the other fish and he surprisingly gasped. "HEY! HEY! PUT ME DOWN! What do you think you're doing?!" Spongebob didn't respond, but his face was emotionless and filled in with his anger.

The broken glass can be heard as he threw him off the glass door. (Since he is full hands and can't even open the glass door) Spongebob fixed his hands. "One down, two to go!" Squidward and the other fish just froze there feeling fear coming out of their insides.

The redfish looked at him pissed. He hurried and run fast to him. He prepared a big punch targeting directly to his face. Spongebob dodged the attack and grabbed the redfish on the shoulder, he kicked his abdomen and pushed him out of the restaurant.

He heard a swing behind him and ducked, it was the green fish holding a bat filled with nails. Spongebob looked at him with no expression, as the bat swung to his right.

He quickly held it tightly and broke it in half with his one single hand. The green fish is left shocked and dropped the bat. He kneeled and begged for mercy. "Please! Don't hurt me! We're sorry! We shouldn't have come here!"

The green fish pleaded with the young man. Spongebob looked at him, eyes darted at the fish. "Oh, I'm not mad that you offended the restaurant and saying I'm dumb and simple! I'm mad that you offended that I'm weak and going to my mommy and crying about it! AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU OFFEND MY SQUIDDY!!!"

Spongebob raised his hand with his clenched fist. He moved his right hand about to hit him. The green fish closed his eyes from the upcoming attack.

Spongebob stopped and hit his neck knocking him out. "That was simple enough!" Spongebob turned back to his original sense, he carried the last fish out of the restaurant and closed the door, and his red eyes turned back to blue. He looked at the left glass door looking so broken.

"Yeesh... I did take my guts too far... I'll pay for this!" Spongebob giggled with force. The customers just looked at the sponge with their jaws down on the floor and their eyes looking straight at him in shock.

Squidward couldn't believe it either!

Spongebob cleaned the table and cleans the floor. "What was that?" Squidward said feeling so speechless.

"Just some customers being offenders. That rhymes dahahaha!" Spongebob answered jokingly. "Will you marry me?" Squidward said half joking and laughing.

Spongebob answered right away with a plain tone. "Sure! We can start that by having dates!" Spongebob left.

Squidward felt regretful. And his face was covered in dark visible purple blush.

"Oh, tartar sauce..."

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DUDE! I am so so sorry. I FORGOT THAT I HAVEN'T PUBLISHED THIS YETTTTT WHYYYYYY