Ever The Same

7

This was probably the weirdest thing Derek had ever done after having sex. Well, he wasn't the one doing. It was Meredith who was handing off the couch, her head on the floor and her legs on Derek's lap. They had been reading pregnancy and conception books the night before and apparently there was something about doing this that made it easier to get pregnant. So she was hanging off the couch, five minutes after they had sex to try to make a baby.

"How are you doing down there?" Derek said, rubbing Meredith's feet that were currently in his lap.

"Well...I still only see one of everything so that's good." Meredith said, wiggling her toes. "Derek...just two negative pregnancy tests...do we have to do this?"

"Yes...Because I am an impatient man." Derek laughed, his hands resting on her calves.

"How long should we do this for?" Meredith asked, holding on to the blanket around her body, looking at the television upside down.

"I don't know...Twenty minutes?"

"That's...fine."

"You don't have to...But the book said it might help..."

"No...we should do it."

"It is kind of strange." Derek laughed, leaning over and smiling at her.

"Everything's upside down."

"I'll come be upside down with you."

"Okay." She giggled.

"Here I come." He laughed getting off of the couch and laying down next to her.

"This is weird...I mean just after two tests...not getting pregnant after two tests isn't bad right?" She asked, her face turning a simple shade of pink.

"No...It's not...I mean...my sisters are just weird and got pregnant two seconds after they got married...but it's not bad."

"Okay." She breathed, swallowing a little.

"It takes a while for some people..." He whispered.

"Well...maybe we'll get pregnant this time."

"Because we're upside down."

"Seriously?"

"You read that story in the book..."

"I feel like a chicken."

"Hmm...You're much cuter then a chicken" He smiled, resting on his elbows and kissing her.

"Is this a new form of foreplay?" She breathed, her face turning red.

"It could be...except you haven't been upside down long enough for us to do it again...unless you want to start all over."

"No...." Meredith sighed.

"Sorry." Derek frowned, kissing her again.

"And those stupid prenatal vitamins make my stomach hurt."

"My mom said you should do that...so you can't blame that one on me."

"And you won't let me ride you..."

"Gravity..."

"Or blow you..."

"Excessive ejaculation..."

"And now I'm marinating like a chicken."

"You're trying to lay eggs like a chicken...not marinate."

"Is today a full moon?"

"I don't know...Why?"

"I don't know I thought you might have another idea for that."