Mi hear one likkle knock pon mi door and mi wake up and guh open it and a daddy.
"Mi sen yuh some money inna yuh account before Mi reach home suh doe badda ask mi fi none fi d rest a d month and mi can get some a d food?" Him seh and smile.
"Thanks." Mi seh and guh inna d kitchen. Mi warm up d food and share out some fi him and watch him a eat.
"A weh yah come from?" Mi ask him.
"Ova Keneisha." Keneisha was him likkle girlfriend and I did not like her. I mean she wasn't bad but yuh know I just didn't like her.
"Oh! Amelia boyfriend a keep one party tomorrow, a wull day smt but mi a guh inna d night suh mi naah guh deh ere. Mi probably a guh reach in after you." Mi tell him.
"Mi a guh lock it off and arrest unuh." This was him usual response whenever mi tell him Mi a guh nuh weh.
Before him ruin the peaceful conversation Mi guh back inna mi room and guh back guh sleep.
The thing with me and daddy is, our relationship is hot and cold. We can a have the simplest conversation and it end with arguing especially when him drink. Nine times outta ten we doe talk to each other because of that.
When Mi wake up back it was like after 10 so Mi jus clean and do wah mi fi do so when daddy come from work him nave ntn fi seh.
Mi finish do two assignment and send dem in cause dem did due Friday and mi nuh like do things the day before nor the day of.
Mi check the time and it was now afta 4, time move fast doe.
Mi decide fi start get ready cause why not? Mi nave ntn else fi do.
"A chill night? Or flashy? Mi honestly nuh feel fi whine up Mi self but Wray and him nephew might change Mi mind." Mi seh to Mi self.
Mi throw on one black jeans shorts, one light blue crop top and a pair a black wallabee clarks .
Mi hair did inna some waist length knotless braid suh mi jus do Mi edges and put on likkle lipgloss. Mi wukliss and cyah do Mi own makeup so dats y.
Mi tek out mi phone and call Amelia and she seh mi fi gi dem bout half an hour.
Mi tek dah time deh fi tek few picture and mi send two gi Levy and as him see dem Mi phone start ring.
Him a facetime mi.
Mi ansa d phone and prop it up suh him can see wah mi ave on.
"You're wearing that short ass thing where exactly?" Him ask mi.
"Amelia man a keep party n dem invite mi." Mi seh and laugh.
"Oh? Take off that." Him seh and raise him eyebrow.
"No." Mi seh and fold Mi hand dem.
"I only want you wearing that stuff when I'm there, matter of fact I'm buying some sundresses for when I'm there next summer, easy access yuh know. You can wear sundresses in winter right?" Him seh and smile.
"Shut up, and mi naah tek off Mi shorts." Mi laugh and seh.
"Mek sure nuh man naah look yuh enuh and if dem look yuh run dem." Him seh.
"I have to find a boyfriend eventually. Cyah jus save the evabless fi you weh live wid Oman."
"I've tried to get rid of her but she doesn't know when to take a hint, I literally changed the locks and she picked it. What am I to do?" Him seh and we laugh.
Beep beep
"Levy Amelia dem reach so later or smt." Mi seh and hang up.
Mi open d door and look outside and see Kareem blue jeep park up a d gate suh mi guh fi mi purse and lock up d house and guh inna d jeep.
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Jamaica's Most Wanted
General Fiction*Written in Jamaican Dialect, also known as Patois* 'She love bad man' is a known saying in Jamaica but sometimes people hide who they really are to protect people they care about. Isiah, one of Jamaica's biggest criminals, allegedly, has been belie...
