Dream one shots

Love & War

The prank war between Clay and I had been going on for months and today was my last straw.

"Clay!" I screamed in frustration as I was in the shower, loud footsteps inching closer to the door.

"Yes my love?!" He asked from the other side of the door, I heard it slowly open and another presence in the room.

"You seriously super glued my shampoo to the bottom of the shower!?" I asked, using my foot to try and unstick it but it wasn't budging. The sounds of his wheeze echoed through the bathroom as I groaned in frustrating, grabbing his shampoo and using it.

"If your shampoo ruins my hair you're paying for it to get fixed." I joked with him. As annoyed as I was I had to give him credit, that was creative. "Kiss me, idiot." I slightly pulled the shower curtain open and peaked my head out, being granted my sweet kiss. "Payback is coming your way, green boy." I whispered to him and pulled the curtain closed, an evil laugh escaping my lips as he exited the room.

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A few hours had passed, my shampoo still stuck to the shower floor. We all decided it would stay there until one of us got annoyed with it and pried it off.

"Toothpaste in his Oreos?" George asked, we were currently sitting in a voice call in the streaming room, Dream and Sapnap were downstairs having their annual 'boys only movie night' that happened once a week.

"I did that last month." I whined, the gears in my head turning. I needed something he wouldn't see coming, something better than anything I've done before.

"Shaving cream in his shoes?" He asked again, at this point I'm pretty sure he's googling ideas. I was about to do the same. After four months of pranking it was almost impossible to think of something new.

"I think I've done that before too." I said quietly. Listening down the hall to hear if the movie was still playing, it was, which gave me more time to think.

Suddenly an idea struck.

"I've got it!" I shouted, if I was in a cartoon a lightbulb would've appeared over my head.

"Care to share?" George asked in a sarcastic joking way as I laughed.

"Okay so..."

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The next day I woke up bright and early so I could prepare the prank, I needed time. With a couple knocks on Sapnaps door he was awake and ready to help.

"You really think this will work?" He asked, I shrugged as he finished helping me set up.

"I hope so, he's observant so it might not. Let's pray." The prank was simple, we set up a contraption above the exit of the hallway into the kitchen with a bucket of water. When Dream entered the room, Sapnap would pull the rope, dropping the water onto his head. "Ready?" I asked and he gave me a thumbs up while holding the rope with his other hand. I took my place in the kitchen, out of view so he couldn't see me when walking down the hall.

"Clay!!! Oh my god, Clay get down here now!!" I shouted in my best 'in pain' voice I possibly could.

"Bro! Clay! Now!" Sapnap yelled after me, making it more believable. We heard a loud thud, almost as if he fell out of bed. I heard Dream rip the bedroom door open.

"Babe hurry up!!!" I feel like the boy who cried wolf. Hurried footsteps were heard as Dream ran down the hall.

As soon as his foot his the tile of the kitchen Sapnap pulled the rope, sending a waterfall over Dreams head. A loud gasp escaped his lips as water went everywhere.

"What the hell!?" Dream yelled, pushing his dirty blonde hair out of his face. "Are you okay?" He asked, still worried.

"You just got pranked!" I did a victory dance around the room and high fived our best friend/roommate as Dream stood there, pouting like a child.

"I'm sad, give me a hug." He pouted as he dragged his wet feet across the floor. I ushered him away from me, not wanting to get soaked as well.

"Nooo way!" I exclaimed and hid on the other end of the island. My escape plan hadn't gone well as I was pulled into his chest in a bear hug, water soaking my clothes as well.

"This is not fair!" I whined, I couldn't fight the laughs leaving my chest as Dream kissed all over my face. He shook his head like a dog after a bath, only making water go flying everywhere.

"All is fair in love and war, baby." Dream chuckled, a kiss landing on my forehead.