𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥

𝐈𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here?

Y'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin' her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!)It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he did, did he?And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiotsDr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)

Feminist women love Eminem

Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-whatFlippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedroomsSometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can'tBut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!I should download her audio on mp3And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy meSo I have been sent here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like meWho dress like me, walk talk and act like meAnd just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?Please stand up, please stand up

»Ash«

Ich wachte am nächsten Morgen mit y/n in meinen Armen auf, sie schlief noch. Ich lächelte leicht und drückte ihr vorsichtig einen Kuss auf den Haaransatz. Gestern war mit Abstand die beste Nacht meines Lebens gewesen. Und ich wusste das ich das niemals vergessen könnte. Die Art und Weise wie sie mir vertraut hat und wie sie sich vollkommen sicher bei mir gefühlt hatte, machte mich glücklich.