Sarah Paulson's Characters - Oneshots

🐺🦇 Supernatural Girlfriends ⚠️🎟️

Damn Reader, you were allowed three girlfriends?

Ship: Vampire Wilhemina Venable + Werewolf BDH x Reader x Cordelia Goode

Summary: A werewolf, a witch, and a vampire fall in love with a human (you). Slice of Life, Sexual Talk.

⚠️: Reader doesn't think they're good enough to be with the three. Feelings of inadequacy, mentions of past suicidal attempts, Imposter Syndrome, Panic Attack

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Your eyes fluttered open, finding yourself in bed with your girlfriends. At least, they called themselves your girlfriends and treated you with the love girlfriends give. You looked around, finding Mina spread out on her quarter of the bed as the filtered sun came through the window. You smiled, happy that Cordelia had put in the window tints to allow Mina the joy of sunlight.

Cordelia had already gotten out of bed, Billie slumped over the edge. You couldn't help but laugh quietly, Billie was always a cuddler in her sleep. You got out of bed, heading down to the kitchen. You saw Cordelia mixing dried blood in water for Wilhemina in a blender and getting Billie's vitamins together. "Hey, can you wake the two?" Cordelia asked, you nodding and running back up. "Cordelia's made breakfast! Mina, wake up! Billie, wake up fuzzbutt!" You called out, Billie opened her eyes as Mina fluttered to the kitchen as a bat. "I'm gonna feel this later." Billie grumbled, sitting up and cracking her back from her odd position. "What did she make?" Billie asked as she yawned, getting back to the kitchen with you. "Waffles, she got your vitamins in order and made Mina a blood smoothie." You explained, Billie nodding. "Omega 3, a Hip and Joint chew, Vitamin C, Shed + Itch Healthy Coat, and some hemp oil." You explained, Cordelia handing her the tiny cup. "I'm not a senior." Billie chuckled, Cordelia glancing at her. "No, but we need to keep your werewolf form healthy." Cordelia reminded, setting the plates down.

Mina sat down, thanking Cordelia as she took a sip. She gave a small smile, blood, banana, and strawberries. "I also added a little bit of iron supplements to help your stomach process the blood more efficiently." Cordelia spoke up, kissing Mina on her forehead. "Strawberry syrup, butter syrup, and maple syrup. Billie, what syrup do you want?" Cordelia asked, grabbing the little syrup dispenser tray. Billie grabbed the maple, blueberry, and strawberry syrups, putting them all over her waffles. Maybe you shouldn't eat. No, Cordelia would be mad, eat.

As you all ate, you couldn't help but watch everyone eat. Mina was dainty, taking sips between every couple bites. Billie scarfed her food down since the day she got bit. She always had the most as she had to fuel two forms. Cordelia was quiet, always looking a little tense to make sure everyone was eating. You managed to get locked on Wilhemina's fangs, seeing how they glinted in the light and were capped with gold. "You've barely touched your f- stop staring at her fangs like a pervert." Cordelia giggled, catching your attention. "You weren't the one feeling them while being eaten out." You commented, Cordelia gasping. "I did in fact feel them. She just was being gentle, that's all." Cordelia stammered, blushing. "You say that like you weren't screaming for werewolf dick." Billie whispered, Cordelia playfully punching her shoulder. "Shut up."

You helped Wilhemina get her sunscreen on, massaging it into her skin before getting out the door with the others. "Mina, do you have your flask?" Cordelia asked, Venable holding it up. "Got it!" "Billie, here's your favorite ball. (Y/N), here's your phone, you left it on the counter." Cordelia spoke up, Billie holding onto the ball for dear life. "Billie, remember what we said about the ball." You patted her shoulder. "This is my ball. I know it's my ball because it fits only in my mouth. No other werewolf can have my ball." Billie whispered, embarrassed. "Good. Now stop giving them away." Mina giggled. You were all heading out to town for a date.

You often tried to shy away to the back, but they liked to keep you in the front to see you. You were, after all, the only one who wasn't a witch, a werewolf, or vampire. They enjoyed keeping you in sight, but as you all came to a few stores you managed to slink towards the back. They all looked happy with just the three of them. They are the perfect polycule and maybe if you disappeared, they wouldn't notice. They hadn't found your box of all the copies of photos they gave you. "(Y/N), come try this on." Mina offered, breaking you out of your trance. You took the sweater, taking it to the changing rooms.

Cordelia glanced to Billie worriedly, whispering quietly to her. Billie nodded, equally worried. "What's going on?" Venable whispered to the two, the three not wanting you to hear. "Billie can smell that something is going on with (Y/N). She's gonna go home and do some detective work to find any clues as to what's going on." Cordelia whispered, the three giving a nod. You came out in the sweater, Billie was already gone. "Where did Billie go?" You asked, confused. "She forgot something back at home, she will be back." Cordelia reassured. "We're buying you that sweater."

Billie looked through the house, looking through your dresser. She found a secret box under some clothes, part of her worried. Were you cheating? Were you planning on another suicide attempt? She shakingly grabbed the box, placing it on the bed. She slowly opened it, her heart shattered at the sight. The pictures they gave you that included them all were in there, but you had scribbled out your face on all of them. She sat on the bed, looking through all of them. All the pictures had yourself scribbled out with permanent marker. Tears pricked at her eyes, shaking her head. She would've preferred it to be you secretly cheating on them, but to see the self hatred and feelings of inadequacy?

Billie picked up her phone, calling Cordelia. She went through the rest of the house, finding a pistol loaded with a single bullet locked in a bathroom drawer. "Get (Y/N) home now." Billie ordered, heart racing. "What's wrong?" Cordelia asked, concerned. "Good news, she's not cheating. Bad news, we need to keep sharp things away from her." The phone went silent, Billie waiting for a response. "(Y/N), we need to talk." Billie heard Wilhemina say, her heart racing as she heard it. "At home." Cordelia added.

You stared in horror, shaking. You fucked up, they know you're inadequate. They're going to get rid of you and probably send you away. You sat in the backseat, nauseated and scared. They were quiet, too quiet. You shakingly made it to the door with the two, stomach twisting and turning in panic. "(Y/N), how long have you been feeling like this?" Mina asked finally, catching you off-guard. "What do you mean?" You asked, trying to dismiss the question. Billie put the photos down, your blood running cold. "You're not in trouble." Billie quietly reassured, putting the now disassembled gun down. "I found this in your drawer." Billie spoke as softly as possible, not realizing their words were muffled in your head. You started to panic, feeling found out. You fell out of your chair, shaking and trying to catch your breath. Cordelia got to your level, seeing the sheer terror in your eyes. "We're not leaving you. I promise you we're not leaving you." Cordelia tried to explain, Billie helping you up as Mina rushed to get the weighted blanket.

You looked at your hands, seeing how badly they were shaking until everything went dark. When you opened your eyes, you were in a hospital bed. They left you. Of course they did. "We're right here." Mina caught your attention, Billie and Cordelia passed out in the other chairs. "Why?" You quietly asked, the blankets bunching in your hands. "Because we love you. You're our root to normalcy, dear. When we're with you, everything feels good." Wilhemina quietly explained, touching your hand. "And I'm sorry we never told you that." She added.

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you all how I was feeling." You whimpered, tears threatening to fall.

"You have no reason to apologize. We should've seen the signs... Instead, we thought you were invincible."