Friend: Just do it
Me: No! Are you crazy?
Friend: You'll be ok.
Me: Ok. *Jumps off roof and breaks leg*
Me: I thought you said that if I pretended to be a cat, I would land on four feet!
Friend: *Walks away*
YOU ARE READING
Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
