Me: *Puts blue shirt on head* What a beautiful day it is! I think I'll go get some paper and draw! I think I'll just leave my pencil case here. I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO IT.
Me: *Puts green shirt on head* -in evil voice- I'm going to steal something! I think I'll steal this pencil case! I'll put it where no one shall find it! DOWN MY BACK!!! MWAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!
Me: *Puts blue shirt on head* My pencil case is gone!;-; I will have to tell the constable about this!
Me: *Puts white shirt on head* -in really annoyed teenage girl voice- What do you want?
Me: *Puts blue shirt on head* Some one stole my pencil case!
Me: *puts white shirt on head* I will find it.
Me: *Puts blue shirt on head Really? When?
Me: *Puts white shirt on head* After I finish my coffee. Because if I spill my coffee, I won't have any. So if I try to look for it, I will spill my coffee.
Me: *Puts blue shirt on head* I'll have to take matters into my own hands then! Oh hi Dr. Rhionirice!
Me: *Puts green shirt on head* Oh! Um, hi!
Me: *Puts blue shirt on head* What is that lump on your back?
Me: *Puts green shirt on head* Uh, it's not a pencil case, I mean it's a pimple! Ya! A pimple!
Me: *Puts blue shirt on head* Eww, oh, k.
Me: *Puts green shirt on head* Phew, she was very suspicious! I'll have to hide this pencil box somewhere else! On the floor yes!
Me: *Puts blue shirt on head* I think he's up to something, I'll have to investigate later.
~~TIAM SKHIP TA MIDNIGHTAH~~
Me: *puts blue shirt on head* Oh look! ITS MUH PENCIL CASE!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
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