So, me and muh friend Fluffin955 was lookin fer meh phone. It went something like this:::::::::::::::::::::
"Fluffin! Get in here!"
"Why?!"
"I'm looking for my phone and I need someone small! That's why!"
"Well what if I don't wanna come? Huh?"
"I have a baton..."
"COMIN."
So I told her to crawl under my brothers bed and look for it.
"Cassie, I'm stuck."
"How?"
"My fingers."
She had her fingers stuck up under the boards holding up the bed.
"Why did you put your fingers there?!"
"What if it was under there?"
"Well apparently it's not!"
"Don't yell at me!"
"I WASNT YELLING!"
"YOU ARE NOW!"
"Ok, ok, shut up, I won't yell."
I crawled under, hoping to get her unstuck.
"Thank you! I might've died like that under there!"
"Um..."
"What?"
"I'm stuck."
"Oh my god Cassie, why?"
"You wanted me to help you, so I did. NOW RETURN THE GOSH DANG FAVOR."
She pushed me out from under the bed, and came out.
"You know what, I think it's under the stuff that's in there!"
"Cassie, I'm not going down there. We've lost to many already..."
"I know, but if it's under there, we have to try."
"If you say so..."
"I salute you Fluffin."
She crawled under again, and dug through everything. We even found a guitar.
"LALALALALALALALALALAALLALALALALLLAAAAAAA!!!! LAALALA-"
"Put the guitar down Cassie, AND HELP ME!!!"
"Don't, *sniffle* yell at,*sniffle, tear falls down face* me."
"Cassie, now."
"I DONT WANNA."
"I DONT CARE."
"ITS YOUR PHONE, YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE LOOKING FOR IT."
"I DONT WANNA LOOK FOR IT."
"I DONT WANT TO EITHER."
"FLUFFFFFFFFIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN."
"CCCAAAAASSSSSSIIIIIEEEEEEEEE."
"I GOTTA GO POTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY."
"YOu don't have to tell me, JUST GO."
"Ok! Don't yell at me!"
~THE TIME SHIP HAS SAILED~
-two hours later-
"Where is it?"
"Cassie, it's not here."
"YES IT IS!!!"
I slapped her.
"Why u slap me woman?! Hmmm?!?!"
"Cause u r arguin!"
"IT IS NOT HERE."
"YES IT GASH DANG IS."
"Ok."
We continued looking for GASH DANG PHONE, until we gave up, like we normally do.
"Mom! We can't find it!"
"Oh, I found it in your backpack."
"-.- Suriously?"
This all happened cause I was goin on a trip in my fav. Ro- CASSIE NO. BAD KITTY. BAD.
yeah guys! See ya next time my little warriors!
-Cassiebug13
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