*Kid, on swing at its highest point.*
Kid: I. FEEL. HIGH.
Mom:O.O
Three minutes before
Stranger in alley: Hey kid. You want some drugs?
Kid: What are drugs?
Stranger in alley: Candy.
Kid: GIMME CANDY.
YOU ARE READING
Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
