Friend #1: You know why your nose can't be twelve inches long?
Friend #2: No why?
Friend #1: Because then it would be a foot.
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Nose
Friend #1: You know why your nose can't be twelve inches long?
Friend #2: No why?
Friend #1: Because then it would be a foot.