I hate it when people come up to me at the supermarket and do this.
Friend 1: Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: Oh you know, hunting elephants.
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HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
I mean, really?
I hate it when people come up to me at the supermarket and do this.
Friend 1: Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: Oh you know, hunting elephants.
