Bailee: I'm jammin' on this here flute!
Claire: That's a great song you're playing...*walks backward slowly*
Bailee: *Blows lots of air into the flute and plays Mary had a little lamb* Ima gonna summon a sheep!
Claire: You're being possessed! By a cow! That's Utterly ridiculous!
Bailee: Not da puns!
Sheep: Of Gaaaahhhwwwddd!
Claire: We have to get away! Moooove out!
Bailee: Ready!
Sheep: Yup.
Bailee: Aim!
Sheep: Yup.
Bailee: FIRE!!!
Claire: WHO KILLED DA SPIDER?!?!? COME ON SHOW YO-SELF!!!!
Sheep: GET A FAN!!!
Bailee: No!
Sheep: Why? *makes a sad face*
Bailee: Because, *points towards Claire*
Sheep: IM GETTIN ONE ANYWAY.
Bailee: *in slow-mo* NOOOOOOO!!!
Claire: Don't you think fans are pretty fantas-
Sheep: *smacks Claire with Titanic then drags her into a cellar*
Claire: Where am I?
Sheep: *Throws computer at Claire* YOU ARE BEING MONITORED.
Claire: Can I go home now, my mom might get mad if I'm not back before 4:00.
Sheep: Wow your mom is strict.
Claire: Can I go freakin home now?!
Sheep: Hold on, gotta save meh brothers! *Plays tiny sheep and shoots wolf*
Sheep: I saved you Bob, I saved you.
Bailee: Beautiful. *begins crying*
Sheep: Mom can I be a giraffe for Valentine's Day?
Bailee: I ain't yo mama.
Claire: YO MA-
Sheep and Bailee: NO.
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Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
