Friend #1: Looks like a sturdy branch to sit on.
Friend #2: Yeah sure.
Friend #1: OH MY GOD IT WENT UP MY BUTT!
Friend #2: Should I call an ambulance?
Friend #1: YES PLEASE!
Friend #2: Hello? Yes, a branch went up my friends butt! Help her please!
Doctor: Yes, I can help. Sadly I do this every Saturday.
Friend #1: I don't think I'm gonna make it! I lost to many butt fluids!
Friend #2: O.O
Friend #2: Quick doctor, she's lost to many butt fluids!
Doctor: DID YOU SAY SHE LOST TO MANY BUTT FLUIDS? OH THIS IS THE WORST OF THEM ALL!
Friend #1: Oh never mind, it's just a splinter.
*Say in weirdest voices possible*
YOU ARE READING
Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
