How to wake up a friend:
Poke their nose:
Claire: Wakey wakey Bailee, we have a big day full of waffles and toast ahead of us. *Pokes Bailee's nose*
Bailee: *Snores*
Cat-a-polt:
Bailee: *Grabs my cat Cassie*
Abby: What are you doing? That's meh cat WOMAN!
Bailee: Relax, I'm just gonna play cat-a-polt.
Abby: Cat-a-what?
Bailee: *Throws Cassie at Claire's face*
Claire: SAVE THE TREE- Oh, um.
Fire:
Claire: *Pokes Bailee and Abby* Wake up! My god you all are lazy.
Bailee & Abby: *Snores*
Claire: WAKE UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
Abby: #NOPE!!! *Jumps out window*
Bailee: *Jumps on Claire* STOP, DROP, AND RO- *Facepalms*
Claire: Wow.
Dagger:
Abby: *Gets all black clothes on and grabs her Japanese Dagger* AGHHHHH!!!!!
Bailee: O.O *Kicks Abby and pushes her to the ground* Can't touch this! *Does very strange dance*
Abby: O.O
Claire: CANT HAVE MEH SYRUP TODAY!!! *Shoots Abby*
Gun:
Claire: *Shoots Bailee in the arm*
Bailee: What was that for?!
Claire: *Shrugs her shoulders* Idk.
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Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
