Baby #1: Tanks!
Bailee: WUT WER!?!?!?
Claire: *Facepalms*
Baby #1: Tank ooo.
Bailee: NOT OOO, AGHHHH!!!
Claire: Lolz.
Baby #1: Tupid Birdy...
Bailee: THERE IS NO TIME FOR TALKING, THERE ARE TANKS HERE, AND WE GOTTA GO.
SAVE THE BIRDS TOO!!!
Baby #1: Nu, Tank... Ooo.
Claire: SHES A ********* BABY. SHE. CANT. ENGLISH. BRUH.
Bailee: But, but, they're people too. They need affection. They need affection. Need.
Claire: She's- Wait, what was she thanking you fer?
Baby #1: A Tank.
Claire and Bailee: OH SH*T.
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Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
