Bailee: Let's go buy a gun, LIKE ALL AMERICANS DO.
Claire: Yeah
Me: that's the American motto, BUY POPTARTS GET A FREE GUN
YOU ARE READING
Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
American
Bailee: Let's go buy a gun, LIKE ALL AMERICANS DO.
Claire: Yeah
Me: that's the American motto, BUY POPTARTS GET A FREE GUN
