So two explorers were headed out to the west exploring the new territory in the U.S. They saw an Indian laying on the ground, so they got off and one grabbed it's arm.
"No no no! I've seen this before, an Indian can put its ear to the ground and hear what's coming from miles away!" So they waited and waited. Then the Indian got up.
"Stagecoach, six horse team, driver, three guards." The two explorers were amazed.
"Wow! You can hear all that from the vibrations in the Earth?"
The Indian looked at them.
"No, run me over half hour ago."
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