Friend #1: I'm burning up.
Friend #2: Well why don't you stand on your head?
Friend #1: Why would I do that?
Friend #2: So you'll burn down.
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Friend #1: I'm burning up.
Friend #2: Well why don't you stand on your head?
Friend #1: Why would I do that?
Friend #2: So you'll burn down.
