Kid (in modern time): Mom I'm bored. Road trips are boring.
Mom: Well, you can count the trees.
Kid: Ok.
Kid: Tree, tree, tree, dinosaur, tree, OH MY GOD IT'S A FREAKING DINOSAUR!!! MOM, PULL THE CAR OVER! PULL IT OVER!
Mom: John, don't mess wi- HOLY S*** IT IS A DINOSAUR!!! *car swerves and crashes into time machine.*
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Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
