1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
3. You tried it
5. You realized you can, but you looked like a dog.
6. You're smiling.
7. There's no five.
8. You checked.
9. You're reading this.
10. This, is the last one.
11. You probably realized there's no four, but didn't notice it said five.
YOU ARE READING
Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
