A burglar walks in, he starts stealing stuff when a voice says "Jesus is watching you." He turns around. "Jesus is here." The burglar sees a parrot talking. "What's your name?" The parrot looks at him. "Moses."
"What type of person would name a parrot Moses?!"
"The same person that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
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HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
