Me: So, now that we are sitting around this Firee, telling stories, I think we should tell some GHOST STORIES!!!
You: GASP!
Me: YAS. Here we go!
Once upon a time,
You: GASP
Me: I haven't even gotten to the scary bit!
There was lots of people sitting around a Firee, when they heard a noise, COMING FROM UNDER THEM.
You: GASP
Me: HOLD YOUR BREATHZ.
They decided to,
You: GASPGASPGASPGASPGASPGASPGASPGASPGASPGASPGASP
Me: SHUT UP.
Go and figure out what the noise was. So they threw a guy that was reading, into the fire, and threw him on the ground.
You: GAAAAAAAAASAASAAAAAAAAPPP
Me: What type of gasp is that?
He went through the ground, because that's logic, and we found out there was a dance off nearby. And then,
You: gasp
Me: Ima staple your mouth shut.
They saw ILLUMINATI, so they had a party with Bill. And they sang,
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BILL,
HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE,
DOWN UNDER THE EARTH IN HELL,
THE DREAM DEMON WE CALL BILL.
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BILL,
HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU AREEEEEEEEEEE.
and one girl spoke up, and said,
HES A SQUARE
NO CIRCLE
RECTANGLE
SEMIEQUALADERAL
wut
You: *criket*
Me: GASP
you: What?
Me: YOU FORCE CRIKETS TO SING. HOW RUDE.
YOU ARE READING
Campfire stories
HumorAre you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need friends? Well, I can only help you with the first one, because I'm writing this book to give y'all some laughs.
