welcome to the circus

chapter five (5)

A/N: comment if u get the reference to the old chatfic (when u get there) LMFAO

tw/cw: sexual references/topics, typical gen z non serious death jokes, reference to bad parents

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Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> meow meow
Elaine --> Nurse Joy
Evie --> Evie
Isen --> Raticate
John --> boytoy
Remi --> Pinky
Sera --> Sera

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< untitled chat >

[3:47 PM]

meow meow: im gonna puke PE is my last class and i just got back to the dorm and
meow meow: i smell so bad :)
meow meow: NO
meow meow: :(
meow meow: I MEANT :(

Nurse Joy: SUS
Nurse Joy: [starts penetrating you]

meow meow: UHM?????

Nurse Joy: I MEANT GASLIGHTING WTF

Raticate: This just in! Elaine fucks!

Nurse Joy: STOP IT I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS

boytoy: this just in: blyke gets fucked

meow meow: SHUT THE FUCK UP

boytoy: NO
boytoy: MAKE ME
boytoy: BITCH

Daddy💞: I'm goinv to make you shut up if you dont get the fuck out of my apartment!!!

boytoy: NO BITCH

Sera: hold on what
Sera: john y r u at arlos apt

boytoy: its raining and i dont wanna have to walk to my job in the rain so i followed arlo home and am trying to convince him to drive me bc he has a car and i do not

Sera: dsnt ur shift start @ 4?

boytoy: yes

Sera:
Sera: john u hve 5 min

boytoy: im not walking in the rain

Raticate: John, later: So I got fired.

boytoy: i am NOT going to get fired. fuck off

Raticate: Fine.

Sera: arlo drive john to work

Daddy💞: No way. Im not being his fucking chauffeur.

boytoy: i dont want u to be my damn chofer or whatever the fuck it is!!! i just want u to drive me so i dont have to walk in yhe rain!!! just this once ffs!!!!!

Daddy💞: No.

boytoy: please

Daddy💞: No.

boyoy: please

Daddy💞: No.

boytoy: Please

Daddy💞: No.

boytoy: 🅱️lease

Daddy💞: No.

boytoy:
boytoy: i wanna offer to do smth so u will but like i dont even know what you like

Daddy💞: I like death.