tw/cw: omegaverse mention, cursed fanfiction mentions, threats, weed mention, weed use implication, weed use mention
A/N: just a note: ive decided zirian and rei instead live on wellston campus and go to college there, and not new bostin. ill figure out the whole zirian is adrions manager stuff later and fix previous chapters later. but just keep this in mind as it does effect later chapters
Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy
Blyke --> yaoi hands
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> sneet snart
Evie --> lebsin
Holden --> twink slayer
Isen --> moron/simp central
John → bambi
Kuyo → N/A
Rei --> sugar tits/dead ass
Remi --> glitter gajinka
Sera --> ser
Zirian --> babygirl
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< The Bully Zirian Club >
[10:42 PM]
yaoi hands: hey can someone come help me? i got locked out of the dorms when going for a jog 🧍
sneet snart: oh i wish i could but i dont want to
ser: SFAFSHWJSDHJD
yaoi hands: pl
yaoi hands: please-
Claire: whats even the problem
bambi: can u not read
Claire: kys
sugar tits: just scale the building?
yaoi hands: wh
yaoi hands: right bc i can fucking do that
moron: blyke ur literally probably the most athletic person in our school
yaoi hands: WHAT IF I FALL OFF?????
Kuyo: skill issue
babygirl: natural selection
bambi: then thag was probably what god intended
glitter gajinka: god doesnt exist
sugar tits: whatever you say remi
glitter gajinka: >:(
moron: did yall know theres bible fanfiction
yaoi hands: stop talking right now
ser: oh yeah ive seen it. read some once
ser: nothing can defeat you after you read jesus/judas omegaverse smut fanfiction in public
sneet snart: ive read a jesus/applejack before but jesus what the fuck was that
sugar tits: i-
Adrion: i think its time to set the phone down
ser: ok i have a computer bitch lets go
Adrion: lets not pls
Daddy: what the fuck is omegaverse
twink slayer: hold on ill dm u
sneet snart: uh oh
moron: 😬
bambi: yikes
yaoi hands: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST LET ME IN
ser: SUFFER IN SILENCE
yaoi hands: IM DYING
ser: SO BE IT
YOU ARE READING
welcome to the circus
FanficRemi makes a groupchat to ask for help. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?? ~~~ "Arlo: I'll come pick you up if you can give me a valid reason as to why you missed the train. Remi: i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit i am-" ~~~ no upda...
