hiii im back (030) hope you enjoy the new chapter! a few stuff happens in this one hehe (my fav uno ship and character ever 🥺)
im going into my freshman year of college and i move into my dorm tomorrow im so terrified as aLL FUCK
anYWAY
tw/cw: sexual mentions/implications, pretend gaslighting, threats
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Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> meow meow
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> Nurse Joy
Evie --> N/A
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> Raticate
John --> boytoy
Remi --> Pinky
Sera --> N/A~~~
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[2:26 PM]
Nurse Joy: yall i-
Nurse Joy: i just qent into my 9 yr old brothers room and almost wept actual tears. yk those lollipops that are flat??
Nurse Joy: well there was one on his floor but the blanket was covering the stick part so it literally looked like a condom and i almost had a heart attackRaticate: thats an oof
Holden: no pls id literally die
boytoy: hi yeah i just walked in on blyke crying and i dont know wjats hqpprning?
boytoy: hes nor even weafing clothea???Raticate: AJDAKQKQLHAJAJJAJAJAJJAJ
boytoy: he's sitting on the counter crisscross applesauce and is naked and eating an entire tub of ice cream at a rate that is honestly terrifying???
Raticate: oh ywah blykes always eatinen ice cream rlly fqast esp wjen he's stressed out
Sera: are u telling me that blyke stress eats ice cream
Raticate: thays exactly wha im telling u
Claire: hwhat the fuck
Claire: *whay
Claire: *whau
Claire: *wjau
Claire: -8wjau
Claire: yk what nevermindboytoy: tough
Claire: die
boytoy: i cant my friends would be sad
Claire: what friends?
Adrion: ME
Claire: ...
Claire: fine
Claire: but only bc i care abt adrion and dont want him to be sadboytoy: 🥺
[12:10 PN]
Sera: i went over to elaines house to hang out bc i convinced my mom to let me go back early right?
Sera: well i knock on the door and her mom lets me in and the immediate first thing in my line of sight is elaine in the kitchen throwing oranges at her brother??? and as i walked into the house farther i could see that he was in the living room hiding behind the couch screeching visceral terror.
Sera: and also elaine was in only her bra and underwear and he was in a maid dress??????
Sera: and when elaine saw me she was like "oh sera!" and then took me back to her room and put proper clothes on without saying anything and then brought me back out to the kitchen and her brother had on proper clothes too??? and no one said anything about what happened??? and the oranges were all gone it looked normal????
Sera: i think i briefly entered some forbidden dimension??

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