tw/cw: arlo's absolutely insane family dynamics (headcanons), death, jail, vague sex jokes, death threats
Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy
Blyke --> BL/yaoi hands
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> sneet snart
Evie --> lebsin
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> moron
John → bambi
Kuyo → N/A
Rei --> sugar tits
Remi --> moronsexual/glitter gajinka
Sera --> gender? whos she?
Zirian --> babycakes
~~~
< The Bully Zirian Club >
[10:16 PM]
moron: if you simp for a simp does it cancel out?
gender? whos she?: no
moron: damn
BL: wtf
Daddy: isen what in the fuck are you even talking about
moron: ur mom
Daddy: my mom is dead
moron:
moron: ur dad
moronsexual: WHAT
bambi: hold on what
Daddy: my dad is in jail we've alr gone over this
sneet snart: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM
moron: ur aunt
moronsexual: she should be in jail
moron:
moron: do u like. have any family member im allowed to disrespect
Daddy: do whatever you want idrc
moron: 🧍🧍
moron: AT LEAST TELL ME IF UOU WANT ME DEAD ORNOT FFS
Daddy: isen i literally dont care
gender? whos she?: are we just gonna brush past arlos mom being dead
Daddy: yes
moron: OK WELL I HAVE ANXIETY AND OARANOIA SO YES OR NO
Daddy: if you keep asking itll be a yes
moron: FUCK THIS FAMILY IM MOVING OUT
BL: ok so anyway,
moron: YOU RUDE ASS BITCH 😭😭
BL: 🤸🤸🤸
moron: im coming in you
BL: WHAT
moron: IM MEANT FOR WHAT THE FUCK
gender? whos she?: LMFAOAOSKAKSNJS ??????
moronsexual: CRYINF
moron: NO DONT LAUGH AT ME WHAT THE DUCK
moron: FUCK
moron: OH MY GDO
bambi: 🦆🦆🦆🦆
moron: KYS
Holden: not to break topic but arlo was just texting me abt how overstimulated he was last night and i straight up forgot that isn't inherently a sex term and honest to god i almost lost every single one of my braincells bc i felt like the most confused idiot in the world
Daddy: you are an idiot im literally autistic we both know this
Holden: ARLO STFU FOR ONCE GODDAMN
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