welcome to the circus

bambi

A/N: hi! 1) hope u like the chap. 2) i just posted the prologue and first two chaps of another uno fic of mine about rei. basically a what if about his death. would really love it if you would check it out <33

tw/cw: sexual references, death/dark humor

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Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> catboy
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> Nurse Joy
Evie --> N/A
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> moron
John --> twerp
Rei --> chaos enthusiast
Remi --> moronsexual
Sera --> N/A
Zirian --> dipshit

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< isemi shippers unite >

[4:32 AM]

moron: my dick hurts :(

[10:12 AM]

moron: when did i send this

twerp: at 4:32 apparently

moron: i don't remember doing that???

twerp: tough

catboy: i-

Nurse Joy: maybe u have a uti

catboy: a what

Nurse Joy: urinary tract infection

holden: cant u only get those from sex-

Nurse Joy: no??

holden: oh

Nurse Joy: idiot

holden: :(

dipshit: damn

chaos enthusiast: didnt u get a uti once

dipshit: yeah
dipshit: wasnt fun

twerp: sucks

dipshit: ok bambi

twerp: wh
twerp: what

dipshit:
dipshit: i meant that as an insult but i think that came off more as a pet name

chaos enthusiast: that DEFINITELY came off more as a pet name

dipshit: fuck off bitch

twerp: how the hell would that have been an insult

dipshit:
dipshit: actually im not gonna say it bc ive realized how fucked up it is

twerp: ???????

Sera: oh
Sera: its bc bambis mom is dead isnt it

Adrion: O-O

dipshit:

twerp:

dipshit: yea

twerp: NAKAHDEBBENEDNDKDJ
twerp: WAY TO GO AT MY DEAD MOTHER ZIRIAN TF

dipshit: im sorry
dipshit: to ur mom not u

moron: haha ur mom

catboy: haha ur mom
catboy: i-

moron: i-

catboy: 🧍

moron: 🧍