tw/cw: implied drunkness (of adults), brief alchohol addiction mention, johns absolutely attrocious taste in men, assassination mention, hangover, brief animal cruelty mention, implied sexual thoughts ??
Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy
Blyke --> yaoi hands
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> sneet snart
Evie --> lebsin
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> moron
John → bambi
Kuyo → N/A
Rei --> sugar tits
Remi --> glitter gajinka
Sera --> gender? whos she?
Zirian --> babycakes
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< The Bully Zirian Club >
[6:23 PM]
yaoi hands: hello everyone i would like to bring attention to something of urgent need
Holden: ???
Kuyo: at six??? in the morning??
yaoi hands: yes. its of utmost importance
yaoi hands: @everyone
yaoi hands: @everyone
moron: bitch what the fuck
yaoi hands: @everyone
sugar tits: blease so r the lobe of hod what oshhiubg pn
sugar tits: ficjo m sop htunf obbr
glitter gajinka: we're going back to that in a minute...
yaoi hands: @everyone
yaoi hands: @everyone
glitter gajinka: blyke what could you possibly need right now
bambi: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
yaoi hands: @everyone
Claire: is that necessary
lebsin: :(
yaoi hands: @everyone
gender? whos she?: 🔪🔪🔪
Adrion: 🗿
yaoi hands: @everyone
yaoi hands: @everyone
sneet snart: ugh. what now
Daddy: what the hell
yaoi hands: great is that everyone
babycakes: .
yaoi hands: ok it is now
yaoi hands: now as i was saying
bambi: this better be fucking important you piece of shit
yaoi hands: im so happu you in particular said that john
yaoi hands: bc i have gathered you all here today to expose johns absolutely horrendous taste in men
gender? whos she?: OH MY GOD
Claire: FUCKING GINALLY
Adrion: not to be that person but
bambi: WHAT FHE FUCK
bambi: AT SEVERN IN THE MORNING??????
gender? whos she?: NO NO
gender? whos she?: BECAUSE LET ME TALK
gender? whos she?: WE WERE LITERALLY ALMOST MURDERED BY A SOECTRE AGENT AND JOHN FUCKINF GOES AFTER ITS ALL OVER "he was kinda hot"
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