A/N: listen i love isemi ok theyre my entire personality i will not shut up abt them
finished my first day of class but one of them was cancelled jdsahkj got the rest (all my art classes) tomorrow. hoping ill be Okay
btw go read yinyangzodiac's chatfics on ao3. theyre super funny and blyke is a gay disaster its hilarious. my fav part tbh
tw/cw: implied drug use, typical depressed gen z humor
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Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> meow meow
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> Nurse Joy
Evie --> N/A
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> Raticate
John --> boytoy
Remi --> Pinky
Sera --> N/A
Zirian --> N/A~~~
< untitled chat >
[8:39 AM]
Pinky sent a photo!
Pinky: idk what isen was high on last night but he barged into my dorm last night w a bunch of highlighters and started highlighting my face w them bc "im important"
Evie: aaaaaahhhh yall r so adorable!!!!
Nurse Joy: at this point i dont even care abt my own relationships im rooting for isemi thats all i care abt anymore
Pinky: isemi???
Nurse Joy: yalls ship name
Pinky: NABSSBBJSHQQHSNDNDSKSJSHS
Raticate: 😳😳
Sera named the chat to < isemi shippers unite >!
< isemi shippers unite >
[9:00 AM]
Pinky: BQHWBSJJAWNEJSJNDJS NO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Raticate: USNEJEBAJJSAHGA ???????'
Nurse Joy: BAHJAHAHAHHHAHA
Holden: sera foing gods work
Evie: aaahhhh !!
Evie: awwww 🥺🥺Pinky: HATE YALL
Raticate: yk i get i was high last night and my thinking was a bit deteriorated but high isen knows what the fuck hes talking about and doing. hes right
Pinky: i-
Pinky: shut up.,,,,,Raticate: no :)
Raticate: i have thoughts and theu cannot be contained
Raticate: im ur problem nowPinky: shshhsahg
Evie: I CANT TAKE THIS YALL R TOO ADORABLE
catboy: ive never felt more like a 3rd wheel in my life
Pinky: :((((((((
Pinky: we can play mario cart tonight !!!!!Raticate: OH HELL YEAH
Raticate: I GOTTA GET BLYKE BACK FOR BEATUNG ME LAST TIMEcatboy: I BEAT YOU BC YOU SUCK
Raticate: NUH UH
catboy: YUH UH
YOU ARE READING
welcome to the circus
FanficRemi makes a groupchat to ask for help. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?? ~~~ "Arlo: I'll come pick you up if you can give me a valid reason as to why you missed the train. Remi: i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit i am-" ~~~ no upda...