A/N: it wont make sense til u get there but the remi using gender neut terms for sera is bc i hc her to be agender but be fine w both they/them and she/her pronouns (and also fine w any gendered terms)
tw/cw: ppl vaguely saying things like "i want to die" as a joke and not literally etc
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Arlo --> kig certified botch bot
Blyke --> meow meow
John --> boytoy
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< untitled chat >
[5:38 PM]
John: ok so i have a job at home depot right
John: well one today while I was working I was called down to help handle this outrageously angry man trying to return a lawn mower. and it was literally. doc
Evie: 👁👄👁
Elaine: You have a job. At home deop???
Sera: deop
meow meow: deop
Elaine: NO
Isen: deop
Elaine: NOOOO
John: deop
Evie: deop
Remi: deop
Elaine: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sera: :)
John: anyway yeah i do have a job at home depot they were the only place willing to hire me
meow meow: ????
meow meow: Bitch what did you do to make other places not hire you??
John:
John: i may or may not be known for a past mistake where i accidentally exploded the ice cream machine at a mcdonalds
meow meow: AASKFHNGAFASFSKSNS
Remi: FOR REAL????? ACTUALLY????
Isen: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.
John: IM NOT JOKING ASDFAQAFSSFSFKSSN
Sera: is true he calld me whn it hppnd
Evie: Can confirm! I was with her!!
Remi: CRYINGGGGG !!!!!
Elaine: The way i just gasped audibly
Isen: Me normally: Wow, I love seeing the way people talk and text differently! It's so cool!
Me actually just reading "gasped audibly" instead of "audibly gasped" with my own two eyeballs: The lord is testing me.
Elaine:
Elaine: Excuse me you chicken fried fuck
Isen: HAAJSAHSAFAFSWGGFS???????
Remi: CHICKEN FRIED DUCK IM-
Remi: *guck
Remi: **duck
Remi: ***duck
Remi: SUCK
Remi: GUCK
Remi: 🧍
Sera: 🤭
Remi: >:( !!
meow meow: 🥶
Remi: >:((( !!!!!
meow meow: 🤷
Elaine: Blyke no offense but with that user u sound like someone w multiple hatsune miku posters on their ceiling
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