tw/cw: vague sexual themes/talk, seras mommy issues, isen being horny, arlo putting his head in the microwave, johns stupid gay ass, gay panic attacks, gay panic attacks via rei in particular bc i will forever die by the hc that he is the most gorgeous man you have ever seen i cannot be swayed you can pry this hc out of my cold dead hands
~~~
Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> catboy
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> Nurse Joy/sneet snart
Evie --> MILF/lebsin
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> moron
John --> bitch boy
Rei --> chaos enthusiast
Remi --> moronsexual
Sera --> mommy issues/gender? whos she?
Zirian --> thot
~~~
< isemi shippers unite >
[4:03 PM]
Nurse Joy: hm
Nurse Joy changed Evie's name to MILF!
MILF: WHAT
mommy issues: HUH
mommy issues: WAIT
mommy issues: OH YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT
Nurse Joy: :)
catboy: ??????
moron: BRO???
bitch boy: mommy issues breeds mommy kinks
Nurse Joy: ding ding ding! we have a winner!!
bitch boy: i fucking hate it here
mommy issues: ELAINE ILL KILL YOU SJHDHNR
MILF: /(//>//~//<//)/
MILF: i honestly feel uncomfortable with this name can i change it?
Daddy💞: Yes.
Claire: ???
Daddy💞: evie is the only person here who has never done anything wrong i will protect her with my life
mommy issues: wow we actually agree on something for once
Daddy💞: Thin Fucking Ice, Seraphina
mommy issues: if you call me seraphina again blyke wont be the only one with a fractured spinal cord
catboy: LEAVE ME OUT KF THIS
MILF: UM ANYWAY-
MILF changed their name to lebsin!
lebsin: much better
mommy issues: wait omg
mommy issues changed their name to gender? whos she?
gender? whos she?: hehe
lebsin: YAYY
Nurse Joy: OMG
Nurse Joy changed their name to sneet snart
sneet snart: HAH
moronsexual: what the fuck
moronsexual: does that mean
catboy: its trans teens backwards
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