A/N: tw/cw: sexual references, implied sexual acts, aka blyke being fucking stupid, drug references/mentions, mentioned drug use, cursed fanfiction troupes being discussed, family trauma (ish? ppl are talking abt how they werent planned dksjhsa), implied arlo becomes johns sugar daddy (as in buying him shit not the sexual part) to keep him under control dsajfaks
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Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> meow meow
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> Nurse Joy
Evie --> N/A
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> Raticate
John --> boytoy
Remi --> Pinky
Sera --> N/A
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< untitled chat >
[3:04 PM]
boytoy: OMFG I JUST ACCIDENTLY SPIT ON THE PERSON NEXT TO ME AND I SPOLOGIZE AND HE GOES "its ok ive had my dick puked on before" YEAH WTF I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT??????
Adrion: that sounds like something my manager would say honestly
Claire: everytime you mention something about your manager i feel like i get shot
Adrion: :(
Daddy💞: your manager sounds unhinged
Adrion: he is
Adrion: im honestly not entirely sure that he isnt supposed to be in jail
Sera: i-
Claire: with some of the things ive seen happen at u-mart theres no way ur manager has legal workplace protocols in place
Adrion: he scares me honestly
Adrion: he rlly intimidates me
Adrion: but like he also beat up the loan sharks that confronted me behind the store bc my mom owes them money
boytoy: w h o a r e t h e y i j u s t w a n t t o t a l k
Claire: ^
Adrion: my manager??
boytoy: no the shark loan ppl !!!!!
Adrion: ooooohhhb
Adrion: wait but no i dont want them to get hurt :(
boytoy: THEY DESERVE IT
catboy: ^
Nurse Joy: ^^
Claire: ^^^
Pinky: i usually dont condone violence BUT ^^^^
Raticate: ^^^^^
Evie: ^^^^^^
Holden: ^^^^^^^
Adrion: 😨
Raticate: not the emoji...
Sera: why did i somehow read remis message as "i usually dont do cocaine"
catboy: i-
Pinky: i mean... thats also true??
Holden: god i fucking hope yall dont do cocaine
Holden: that shit can fuck you up
Evie: wh
Evie: HAVE YOU DONE COKE HOLDEN?????
Holden: NO WAY
Holden: i just had a relative who was super addicted to crack and their life went pretty downhill because of it. they went to a rehab center tho and are now okay. its been several years since they last took drugs
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