A/N: update on my dorm situation: its great! its gone well
i have my first class tomorrow tho so im terrified for that
tw/cw: small sexual references, depressed references, implied nightmares
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Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> meow meow
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> Nurse Joy
Evie --> N/A
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> Raticate
John --> boytoy
Remi --> Pinky
Sera --> N/A
Zirian --> N/A
~~~
< untitled chat >
[6:30 PM]
Zirian: istfg if u set the oven on fire one more FUCKING TIME i am going to shove the fire extinguisher so far up ur ass you'll be foaming at the mouth for MONTHS
Zirian: OH MY GOD THAT WAS MEANT FOR MY ROOMMATE HOLY SHIT
Zirian: IM SO SORRY AJSHISBDDNF
Sera: i,,,,
Evie: im speechless
Nurse Joy: yeah zirian like. Hates. his roommate. idk their beef but hearing him rant is rlly funny
Zirian: i will literally kill you
Nurse Joy: ok bitch boy
Zirian: ok cunt
Nurse Joy: coward
Zirian: dumbass
Nurse Joy: asshole
Zirian: fuck face
Nurse Joy: whore
Zirian: sleepless
Zirian: what
Zirian: i meant to say slut wtf happened
Adrion: maybe its bc ur always tired
Claire: its a prophecy
Zirian: shut the fuck up catcus
Claire: CACTUS?????
Zirian: your hair is green and youre a prickly bitch
Claire: what did i ever do to you
Zirian: nothing
Zirian: except for that one time you threw rocks at me for hitting you with my bike
Claire: YOURE STILL NOT OVER THAT?????
Claire: TBAT WAD IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Adrion: wait that was zirian???
Claire: yeah
Adrion: i-
Raticate: oh? beans? 🫘🫘🫘
Raticate: yall got beef?
Claire: when i was in the 3rd grade and zirian was in like the 6th?? 7th?? whatever anyway he hit me with his bike at the park and the next day at school i threw rocks at him bc i got a huge bruise on my back and was furious
Claire: which he still isnt over apparently
Zirian: I HIT YOU ON ACCIDENT YOU HIT ME ON PURPOSE
Claire: HOW DO YOU HIT SOMEONE WITH YOUR BIKE ON ACCIDENT
Zirian: HOW DO YOU BEFRIEND SOMEONE WHO BECOMES A TYRANT ON ACCIDENT
boytoy: DONT BRING ME INTO THIS I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR BIKE INCIDENT
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FanficRemi makes a groupchat to ask for help. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?? ~~~ "Arlo: I'll come pick you up if you can give me a valid reason as to why you missed the train. Remi: i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit i am-" ~~~ no upda...
