A/N: so i didnt like the way this ch turned out when i first posted it so i unpublished it and made some revisions. i thought what i put before was a little... much
NOTE: i changed the title of the fic as u can see lmao
tw/cw: sexual references/implications, implied/referenced underage drinking
~~~
Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> catboy
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> Nurse Joy
Evie --> N/A
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> moron
John --> twerp
Rei --> chaos enthusiast
Remi --> moronsexual
Sera --> N/A
Zirian --> dipshit/thot
~~~
< isemi shippers unite >
[11:19 AM]
chaos enthusiast: OMG I JUST SAW SOMEONE HIT A POLE AND GET ARRESTED FOR ROADHEAD MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE
chaos enthusiast: Wrong... chat
moronsexual: the things my eyes see that i wish i could take back
Sera: tf is roadhead
twerp: ^
Nurse Joy: ^^
catboy: ^^^
chaos enthusiast: 🧍
chaos enthusiast: No im not explaining that to yall someone else can do it
moron: @moronsexual
moronsexual: NO QAY
moronsexual: WHY DONT U DO IT ISEN
moron: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
Claire: Oh ffs
Claire: Roadhead is when someone gives the driver a blowjob while theyre driving. Hence the name. Giving head on the road
Nurse Joy: I-
Sera: 🧍
catboy: I regret asking 🗿
twerp: oh
twerp: i almost did that before
catboy: WHAT
Adrion: JOHN??????
twerp:
twerp: leave me alone
Sera: LITERALLY WHO WAS YHIS WITH
twerp: NONE PF UR BUSINESS MITCH
catboy: mitch
Claire: mitch
moron: mitch
dipshit: mitch
Sera: ALL OF YOU STFU JOHN WTF ARE U TALKING ABT
twerp: AHUT UP
twerp: I WAS DRUNK AND I CALLED HIM TO DRIVE ME HOME AND STARTED YRYINH TO GET DICK QHEN WE WERE IN THE CAR OK IT WASNR MY BEST MOMENT
Sera: WHEN THE FUCK DIS THIS WVEN HAPPEN
Evie: Idk how I feel ant tjis conversation...
Holden sent an image!
Holden: Arlo looks just odd enough yjay im fairly positive arlo was the driver
Daddy💞:
Daddy💞: You have five seconds.
Holden: What
Daddy💞: 5
Daddy💞: 4
Holden: FUXK
YOU ARE READING
welcome to the circus
Fiksyen PeminatRemi makes a groupchat to ask for help. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?? ~~~ "Arlo: I'll come pick you up if you can give me a valid reason as to why you missed the train. Remi: i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit i am-" ~~~ no upda...
