I love you but you're an idiot

Hard...

So here is the surprise! Double update! At first I wasn't sure I could post on Thursday but things seem to have solve themselves out and I may be able to post! All in all, here is a second chapter for today, enjoy! *ପ꒰⑅•ᴗ•｡꒱໊੭*

"So, to conclude, you are grounded, no more hugs, kisses, going out at night and me pretending not to hear you whispering and fighting at night! And Yunho, Mingi is changing room with me! I'll be your new roommate, so no dick for you!"

"What? That's not fair! Why don't Wooyoung and Yeosang get separated from their roommates too?"

"Listen little shit, I won't be able to cuddle Hwa to sleep nor watch him get out of the shower every night, I am also being punished, I'll have to hear you rambling all day, but if it's what's needed to make sure we don't get kicked out of this hotel, I'll do it! Plus, we all know that Wooyoung wouldn't get San's dick as he's too dumb to realize the whole situation and Yeosang wasn't as bad as you were so he gets to have dicks!"

Hongjoong threatened, pointing a daring finger to Yunho.

"I never thought I would be scared of someone who could be lost in a middle school..."

"Say that again and I'll make sure you don't get to stay in the same room as Mingi for the rest of the tour! And I'll make sure you don't get any "alone time" with him at all!"

Hongjoong threatened raising his voice slightly.

"Oh my fucky fuck! Not that! I'll behave!"

Yunho screamed putting a dramatic hand to his heart.

"No swearing either, if I catch you swearing, I swear you'll get a spanking, except for

Wooyoung, that would turn him on, he'll get spinach!"

"What? Not fair!"

Wooyoung screamed.

"Don't talk back or I'm telling Hwa to put spinach in all your dishes for the rest of the month! Now, Jongho and San are in charge of Yeosang and Wooyoung, they won't let you do idiot things so listen to them as you would listen to me, and Wooyoung, as you would listen to Satan."

"Roger!"

Wooyoung and Yeosang nodded.

"Okay, you are dismissed, go back to your rooms, manager said we have the day off to get some rest!"

And the three youngers went out of the leader's room, not without Wooyoung trying to kiss him good bye and Hongjoong threatening to add to the punishment.

"Let's take breakfast, yeah?"

Yeosang proposed. After receiving two groans in response, that he took as "yes", they all went towards the elevator.

When the door opened, Wooyoung was first to get in followed by the other two. As the doors were about to shut, he heard a loud scream:

"Keep the doors open!"

He quickly pressed the button to open the doors again but changed his mind once he saw San running towards them.

'Close the doors, close the doors!'

He pushed the button repeatedly but San arrived just in time to hold them open and get in.

Followed a very awkward silence (stan Stray Kids).

San cleared his throat and asked:

"Are you getting hard? I mean are you getting breakfast?"

He blushed, realizing is mistake and rushed the words out of his mouth. Yunho chuckled and answered:

"Yes, we're going to get breakfast, I'll be waiting for Mingi to be there to answer the first question."

Yunho and Yeosang snickered while Wooyoung was crimson red, desperate to hide his face in his hands, or the wall...

"Okay, I already ate, I'm going to the gym! See you later!"

San exclaimed when the doors open, a visible relieved smile on his face as he ran out of the elevator (hellevator, stan Stray Kids).

The three boys made their way to the buffet and quickly sat down after choosing what they were going to eat. Wooyoung chose a gigantic chocolate waffle and added a small pile of pancakes to the side.

"Okay, what the hell was that in the elevator?"

Yunho asked, looking at Wooyoung expectantly.

"It was nothing, San must have mixed up his words or something."

Wooyoung mumbled stuffing his cheeks with the waffle.

"Don't fuck with me Wooyoung, it wasn't an innocent mistake! There was some heavy sexual tension between the two of you!"

Yunho slapped Wooyoung's arm as Yeosang nodded.

"Okay, first of all, it's not sexual tension, it's embarrassing tension... After our little fight yesterday, I got hard, and when we came back to our room, San saw it, so I just laughed awkwardly and tried to run to the bathroom to hide but he held me by the hips so I fell to the floor and he fell on top of me and when he tried to get up his knee pushed between my thighs... And I moaned..."

"So that's what this hyena-like scream was..."

Yeosang said, with a pensive look.

"Shut up! Then, I ran to the bathroom and I slept in there..."

"YOU SLEPT IN THE BATHROOM?"

Yunho shouted laughing loudly.

"Shut up! No need to scream it to the world!"

Yunho kept on laughing as Yeosang only chuckled, trying to avoid embarrassing his friend even more.

"That's so fucking funny!"

Yunho exclaimed, slamming his hand on the table.

"And this morning when I tried to leave, I stumbled across him dressing up and this plus the fact that it was morning and I had just woken up got me hard again... And he saw it... Again."

Wooyoung mumbled slamming his head on the table.

"Oh my fuck it's getting even better!"

Yunho continued to laugh, wiping down some tears while Yeosang finally broke and laughed along.

"Don't slam your head on the table, you'll lose the few cells, you have left!"

Yunho said after he calmed down a little bit, seeing as Wooyoung kept on slamming his head on the table.

"Isn't it neurons?"

Yeosang asked.

"I don't know, whatever it is that makes him smart, he already only has a few..."

He said laughing again as Wooyoung groaned.

"You got chocolate in your hair."

Yeosang said pointing to a strand of Wooyoung's blond hair which was painted brown from the chocolate.

"Oh my god, can it get any worst?"

Wooyoung groaned again, getting a tissue to wipe the chocolate off.

Suddenly Seonghwa sat beside them and said:

"Care to explain why San challenged Mingi in a push up battle in the middle of the gym while saying: 'I must protect Wooyoung's virgin ass' I mean, we all know you're not a virgin anymore don't we?"

"Oh my god!"

Wooyoung slammed his head back on the table. 

A/N Again, advices and feedbacks are always welcomed, as votes by the way! (๑>◡<๑)

Question of the day: what's the dumbest you ever did?
Mine is that I ate a dozen of mini green donuts thinking they were flavored, turned out they had expired... (҂ ꒦ິヮ꒦ິ)