I love you but you're an idiot

Tornado

When they couldn't handle hearing their stomachs grumbling anymore, they decided to get up and go have their lunch on the hotel's terrasse. They talked for hours and hours about all the things they never dared to discuss before, because they were afraid it would end up creating an awkward atmosphere. But now they were very comfortable and couldn't care less about awkwardness. They spent almost two hours in the restaurant, completely lost in their own world. Afterwards, they went to their room to change and put on their swimsuit to enjoy the sea some more before ultimately going back home to Seoul. This time, when San noticed other men and women drooling at Wooyoung, he didn't feel threatened even the slightest, because he could feel the younger's eyes on him all the time and because he knew that when the sun will be going down tonight and all the days after, he would be the only one holding his hand and cuddling him to sleep. Wooyoung himself got pretty territorial when a girl boldly asked for San's number, getting in front of his boyfriend and sassily rejecting her.

"I'm not talking to you, pig, I'm talking to the handsome boy you're hiding behind your disgusting body!"

The girl yelled, being clearly fed up with Wooyoung telling her off. This was San's last straw.

"Listen bitch, next time you're trying to insult my boyfriend look at yourself in the mirror, you're not even half as pretty as he is and yet you dare to disrespect him? Anyways, I don't need your opinion on his body and neither does he because you just do not matter to any of us. Last thing, the day I would accept to give my number to some dumb bitch who thinks so high on herself that she can't see she's the human version of Peppa Pig isn't there yet so not-kindly, fuck off."

Then they both turned around and swam a little further before deciding to just get over it and enjoy the time they still had, only together. It didn't stop San from repeating again and again how pretty Wooyoung was and how he really loved round cheeks on his boyfriend because it meant he was healthy and that's the only thing that mattered.

As the afternoon was near its end, they went back to their room, showered, finished the bottle of lube and packed their things to get back home. San decided to drive for the first half of the ride, and when Wooyoung noticed he was yawning, they decided to trade places. Wooyoung mouthed on BTS's songs for the rest of the ride, glancing every now and then at San's sleeping form. He also took some pictures when he had to stop at a red light (stream red lights) near the dorm. And another dozen of pictures when he stopped in the parking lot. Okay, maybe more than a dozen but San didn't need to know that... Eventually, Wooyoung woke him up and they got back to the dorm happily and holding hands.

When they opened the door, as expected, there were yelling coming from everywhere. But what shocked Wooyoung the most was how messy it was. Damn, it felt like home. There were clothes scattered on the floor everywhere. Cold food all over the table and chips on the sofa. Seonghwa hadn't been there for at least an hour for the dorm to look like that.

"What happened here?"

Wooyoung asked, which immediately brought all the attention on him. Yunho was munching chips on the floor before the sofa, apparently watching a new drama on the tv. Jongho was playing a game on his phone with a headset on. Yeosang was reading a book at the other end of the living room and Wooyoung had to squint his eyes to read the title "How to take care of your mother."

"Wooyoung! Thank God! You're back!"

Surprisingly, the sound wasn't coming from any of the boys before. Even more surprisingly, it was coming from the clothes pile in the middle of the room. Suddenly, the pile started to move and Wooyoung quickly hid behind San. But what was the most surprising was that those words were coming from Hongjoong, who had been lying under the clothes.