I love you but you're an idiot

Rules are rules

A/N And I'm back! How was your week-end? Mine was good, I'm actually working to pass my code, i don't know how it's called in other countries but here it is the theorical exam for the driving licence! Anyways, here comes chapter 11, hope you'll enjoy it! (๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)

After eating a ton of his own food, and San's too but don't tell him, Wooyoung got his belly rubbed for hours as the members were discussing the interview they were supposed to have the day after. The interview would be in the afternoon right after lunch and would probably last until the evening. None of them were eager for it but they knew they had to go through the rules one last time. Or more like Hongjoong forced them.

"So, Wooyoung, can you please tell me once again what you are NOT supposed to do tomorrow?"

Wooyoung sighed and dramatically laid down on San. He was already on the taller's laps as he was still getting his tummy rubbed.

"I should not flirt with the interviewer. I should not twerk. I should not talk about you guys eating each other's faces. I should not make sexual jokes. I should not moan out loud. I should not try to kill one of my members. I should not disobey Hongjoong hyung. I should not pretend to deep throat Yunho."

"I'm not sure that last one is necessary though."

Mingi interrupted looking at his boyfriend and Wooyoung confused.

"It is, believe me. It is."

Yunho answered as Hongjoong, Wooyoung, San, Seonghwa, Jongho and Yeosang nodded.

"Oh, okay..."

"And you should not flirt with Mingi!"

San added glaring at Mingi and pouting at Wooyoung.

"Oh my gosh the duality! Man you're so whipped for Wooyoung and you hate me so much..."

Mingi exclaimed acting shocked. All the other members just nodded knowingly, even San.

"Anyways, good job Wooyoung, now try to respect that! And whatever San said..."

Hongjoong said, patting Wooyoung's head as the younger was practically purring from the attention.

"Yeosang, your turn!"

"I should not twerk. I should not make sarcastic remarks. I should stay focused on the discussion. I should not pretend to deep throat Yunho."

"Oh my gosh what do you all have with my man's d?"

Mingi exclaimed raising his hands dramatically.

"Mingi, shut it! Continue Yeosang."

And Yeosang kept going on about what he shouldn't do but Wooyoung didn't get to hear it as he nodded off in San's arms.

***

San felt a weight on his shoulder and realized Wooyoung had fallen asleep. He kept on rubbing his tummy, feeling happy the younger was snuggling onto him and not someone else. Someone like Mingi... Just by thinking about it, the boy glared to Mingi's direction, sending daggers with his eyes.

"San it's your turn!"

Hongjoong's voice brought him out of his thoughts and he turned towards the older. He sighed a little bit and started.

"I should not twerk. I should not bite my members. I should not pout too much. I should not disobey Hongjoong hyung. I should not get dragged in Wooyoung's strange things. I should not jump on each tree I see."

San said robotically. He was used to going through this before each interview.

"And you should not flirt with Wooyoung!"