I love you but you're an idiot

Best date ever

Hey guys! How are you? I tried my best to write a cute and fluffy yet chaotic chapter, I hope you'll like it! I personally think I did a good job with this chapter! („• ֊ •„)Enjoy

San was choosing his outfit for the evening. He had obviously agreed to go on a date with Wooyoung and was now trying to find a suitable outfit. He wanted to look hot and comfy, he knew it was the perfect match to get Wooyoung crazy about him. He went to the younger's suitcase and took out a hoodie that was actually his and decided to go on with this. He was wearing a black hoodie with black skinny jeans. His hoodie was big enough for Wooyoung to want to cuddle him during the whole movie and his jeans were reminding him of his powerful thighs and their matching tattoos. It was perfect. Wooyoung on his side decided to go with a white shirt under a baby blue sweater and a pair of light blue jeans. He was cute in this but he knew those pants were making his ass pop out and this would drive San crazy. After getting the authorization from their manager, they decided to take his car to go to the 1 am session of a horror movie San had found. He was secretly hoping that Wooyoung would end up curled up on his side, holding onto him. Their outfits had the exact expected reactions, San couldn't take his eyes off of Wooyoung's ass and the younger kept on rambling about how hot San was. They got in their manager's car and headed to the cinema they had found nearby. They were almost sure they wouldn't understand a single thing as their English wasn't the best yet they didn't care. They were just waiting for a good moment shared together. When they arrived, they were twenty minutes early and decided to play some games while waiting. It obviously ended in them fighting and yelling at each other. "You cheated!""I didn't!""Yes you did! You bumped in my elbow to push me to the side and make my car go out of the road!""You're saying non sense Youngie! I didn't bump into you! You did when turning your steering wheel! You're the one who was trying to cheat!""Me! Ah! Me? I was cheating? You're a cheater and a liar!""You're the one lying as when you said you didn't step on my feet to make me lose the dance competition!""Because you pushed me when you turned around!""It was an accident!""Liar!""Cheater! You even twerked to get me distracted! That's cheating!""Not my fault you can't take your eyes off my ass!""You know very well that I love those pants on you!""Well, you also know very well I have a thing for those skinny jeans you're wearing! So you were also cheating!""That's totally false and you know it! You got distracted when I took my hoodie off!""Well, maybe if you weren't wearing a fucking tank top I wouldn't have had a hard on for the whole game!""Well, and maybe if you weren't wearing those pants I wouldn't have drooled in the middle of the Mario Kart game when you stood up and tried to hide the screen from me!""Don't start with Mario Kart! I haven't forgotten how you've thrown a banana peel on my kart and pretended it was Donkey Kong!""Because it WAS Donkey Kong!""I can't trust you liar!""Oh, but you trusted me to suck you off last night!" "This and that have nothing to do together! But if you're offering, we can go to the bathroom, they are on the right...""We're in a middle of a fight Wooyoung!""You're not fun!""Well, excuse me if I don't want to give you a blow job in some dirty bathroom in a deserted cinema at 1 am!""Well, and if I AM the one doing the blow job?""Well, that's a different story! You said on the left, right?""I said on the right! You never listen to me!""That's the left Youngie! You can't tell apart left and right!""Oh yeah, true..."Wooyoung giggled as San grabbed his hand and they disappeared in the bathroom. "Sannie! Hurry! We already missed the thirty first minutes!""Well, maybe if you didn't jerk me off that hard I wouldn't have shaky legs!""You were the one insisting on going on a second round!""I wasn't! You seduced me on purpose to get me hard again! As you always do!""I wasn't "seducing you", I was bending to tie my shoelaces!" "I don't remember tying your shoelaces involving you rubbing your ass on my crotch!""Oh shut up, you liked it!""True..."San mumbled as Wooyoung grabbed his hand and dragged him quickly. They hurried to the room, relieved to see there was no one inside. They chose to sit in the middle as it was the most comfortable place and Wooyoung immediately kicked his shoes off. "What are you doing?"San asked confused. "Mom taught me not to put my shoes on a sofa, and there's no way I'm sitting straight for two hours."San shrugged, agreeing. Thankfully they hadn't missed a lot, only the first five minutes as it was only ads before. As expected, after around thirty minutes, things became scary. San thought he could handle it as he had once watched Scary Movie all alone, but this was another level of scary. If you ask him he'll deny everything but he was the one who ended curled up in Wooyoung's arms, shaking in fear as Wooyoung was rubbing his back soothingly and murmuring sweet things in his ears. Surprisingly, San had refused to cuddle the plushie Wooyoung had brought with him in case San wanted one for comfort, instead, the older draped himself around Wooyoung, hiding his face in the younger's hoodie. San was impressed, Wooyoung wasn't scared at all. Instead, he was laughing out loud as if he was watching a comedy. He was glad no one was in the room as Wooyoung kept on screaming things at the main characters. "Are you fucking stupid? There's literally a road there, yet you decide that getting lost in a forest you've never seen before is a safer plan to escape a killer? Plus you're wearing white!""No! Why are you keeping your phone on full volume! Put in on silent mode idiot!""Oh my gosh, you're in the United States! How come no one here has a gun!"Most people would have been pissed off and angry against Wooyoung for ruining the atmosphere, but San was glad. Wooyoung's small remarks were making it lighter and funnier for him. Plus, he really loved Wooyoung's voice and humor. And after some time, he actually started appreciating being there. The movie wasn't as scary when Wooyoung pointed out that Hongjoong was way scarier than the killer. He also couldn't stop laughing when the younger made a sassy remark about the main character's ass and how it was "so fucking flat I could cut onions on it". When the movie ended he had dried his tears and was genuinely happy. His shirt was covered in popcorn that Wooyoung had thrown at the screen in anger when the main character died, before dropping it accidentally all over San. He had later on cleaned it up feeling bad for the staff. "It was so funny!"They laughed, getting back in the car. It was almost 3 am by now and they were really tired. "We should get back to the hotel, manager is surely waiting for us."Wooyoung nodded, buckling up his seatbelt. He turned on music to keep himself awake and drove them back to the hotel. When he parked in the parking lot, he realized San was being awfully quiet. He turned to look at him and noticed that the boy was already sleeping, his mouth slightly parted. Wooyoung immediately took his phone out to snap a hundred pictures before shaking the older slightly to wake him up. San opened his eyes, smiling at his boyfriend. They got out of the car and made their way back to their room. There, they cuddled to sleep. "Youngie?"San asked, looking at Wooyoung's head on his chest. Wooyoung hummed, not moving. "It was the best first date of my life... No, the best date of my life. I love you."He kissed the crown of his head, grinning widely when he heard the younger mumbling "Me too, I really enjoyed tonight. You're the best boyfriend, best date and best friend ever. I love you too Sannie."

A/N So, what did you think of this chapter?

Question of the day: what's your biggest dream? I want to become a writer and travel the world at least three times! \(★ω★)/School has been kind of tough lately so I'm really just tired and stressed out all the time, I 

hope my humor isn't broken! (｡T ω T｡)

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