I love you but you're an idiot

Mafia Game, Again

It was some days later and Seonghwa and Hongjoong were currently cuddling in bed, relaxing after the harsh day they just had. Suddenly, Hongjoong noticed that he hadn't heard from the kids in over an hour or so, and the hotel seemed a little bit too silent for his own liking.

"Hwa, do you know where the 99line and Jongho are?"

He was starting to get anxious, if the kids had once again sneaked out to go to a club without letting the manager know first, he'll get in big troubles...

"They said they were playing some game in Wooyoung's room..."

Hongjoong put a hand to his heart. Thank god they weren't lost somewhere in an unknown city making troubles! He relaxed and cuddled more into Seonghwa's side.

"What game are they playing?"

He mumbled, feeling his eyes closing again.

"I don't know, they didn't mention it..."

Seonghwa answered, combing his fingers in Hongjoong's hair.

"Well, they aren't stupid, they have already been forbidden to play Mafia, it can't go wrong..."

Hongjoong said sleepily. But as he said it, realization slowly hit him.

"Oh my god what am I talking about it's them, of course it'll go wrong! Hwa grab the key card for Wooyoung's room!"

Hongjoong shot up and ran in the corridor, not even realizing he was only in his boxers. Seonghwa was running behind him holding the key card in his hand, it was the first one in his drawer as he knew he would need it more than his own card.

When they arrived near the door, Hongjoong put his ear to it, trying to listen. He heard words being said quite loudly but couldn't understand any of them until...

"Die you statue-like bastard! I know you cheated!"

"Wooyoung don't kill my man! I can't fuck a dead dick!"

"Oh shut up! I'll buy you some dildo! This bitch better die now!"

"Wooyoung! Stop that or no cuddles tonight!"

"Shut up San! Drop it, you'll be the one sneaking in my bed and begging tonight!"

"Damn! Why are you so right?"

"Ah! San is whipped!"

"Shut up Yeosang! And stop twerking for god's sake! Woo is killing my man!"

"I'm a stripper bitch! That's literally my job!"

"Can someone take Wooyoung away from me? I can't breathe!"

"That's the point fucking cheater! I know you were cheating as you always do!"

"Leave my fucking man!"

"Hey! Who touched my butt!"

"Shut up Yeosang, you're a stripper, that's your job, plus Mingi is only trying to grab something to get away from Wooyoung! And your ass just happened to be in the way! But for god's sake Mingi stop grabbing other boys' ass!"

"It's not my fault, I'm being murdered for your information!"

"And what do you think I'm doing? I'm strangling my bestie to save your ass so you could at least thank me!"

"Well then thank you I guess!"

"You know better than this!"

"*sigh* Not again!"

"Mingi! Either you say it or I let Wooyoung strangle you to death!"

"Fine... Thank you daddy..."

"You're welcome princess!"