I love you but you're an idiot

Lovely getaway

"Remember to use a lot of lube! San, you have to prep him enough so that you can easily enter at least three fingers! And use a condom if you're not sure, safety first! Also, spit and saliva aren't enough so use a lot of lube! I put two extra bottles in Wooyoung's bag just in case! Don't rush things or you'll hurt him! Don't be too noisy, we don't want a complain like Yunho and Mingi last time! Call me if you need anything, and by that, I mean once every hour and when you arrive and when you get in your room, and when you go to eat and before you go to bed, and when you wake up, and when you go to breakfast and-"

"Hwa, baby, I think they understand, it's okay..."

Hongjoong said with a straight smile, trying to calm Seonghwa down as the older was on the verge of tears.

"My babies are going away, they are going on their first trip together, how could I not worry!"

Seonghwa cried, burying his face in Hongjoong's shoulder.

"I know it's hard baby, but you need to be strong, they will come back, unfortunately..."

Hongjoong added the last part in a whisper but Wooyoung and San still heard, glaring at him.

It wasn't the day of their departure, no, it was two days before, but Seonghwa had prepared Wooyoung's luggage and was making a point in lecturing them thrice a day about the dangers of unsafe sex. This goes with a demonstration of how to put on a condom, with the help of a toothpaste, and how to use lube correctly. Seonghwa had said that they had to use at least one bottle each time to make sure it wouldn't hurt at all, Hongjoong had tried to say it was too much but he had earned himself time out for interrupting their oldest member. Sometimes, Yunho, Yeosang and Jongho would sneak behind Seonghwa to mock them but they stopped after Mingi had snitched on them for being mean to San and Wooyoung. This resulted in him being forbidden from sex from Yunho for at least 30 minutes, the time it took for him to take a shower and get out shirtless... Wooyoung had tried to pry in the luggage to make sure Seonghwa hadn't packed anything embarrassing, he was right as he was met with two red lace tongs and a set of see-through shirts... Of course, there were five bottles of lube, which aren't part of the "two extra bottles" which were in Wooyoung's backpack.

Mingi had tried to give some tips to San as, if you ask him "Wooyoung and Yunho are basically the same but Wooyoung is bolder, all in all, spank him" this resulted in San chasing him across the dorm because "how the fuck do you know this about MY Wooyoung?!".

Wooyoung had gotten a twerking lesson with Yunho and with Yeosang and Jongho as spectators. Seonghwa was peaking behind the door and was found out because he couldn't stop himself from crying as his "baby grew up so fast".

Last but not least, Hongjoong had tried to snitch on them to the company but had ended up with a time out and restrained from hugs and cuddles from Seonghwa. They had told the company that something was up with Wooyoung's siblings and that they had to leave for the day. Officially, they don't know when they'll be back but they'll try to be there on Thursday morning for practice. Surprisingly, it went well.

Both boys had taken some advance on their practices in order not to hold back the other members. They would go to the company earlier and come back later. Their only moments of peace were broken by Seonghwa's lectures... As of now. It was almost midnight, they had to get up at 5am, yet they couldn't go to sleep as Seonghwa had turned their bedroom in a sexual education classroom. There was a PowerPoint opened on a picture from a biology book that showed a drawing of the man's private parts as Seonghwa was trying to guide them on how to get a maximum of pleasure. Yes, it was very embarrassing if you ask them.

"Are you sure you understand how to make babies?"

Seonghwa asked as he sniffled in Hongjoong's shoulder.