tally hall incorrect quotes

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HOW IN THE HOLY HELL IS THIS #1 IN THE TALLY HALL TAG. WHAT. HOW. anyway enjoy <3

joe: i lost my fish, can you help me find it?
bora, cooking the fish: what? i couldn't hear you, please speak up.

joe: there is no future. there is no past. don't you see? time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
zubin: ...all I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

rob: wow, great work on the halloween decorations. where did you get the fake skeletons?
joe: fake?

andrew: what's the worst thing you guys have done?
bora: rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
rob: i kicked zubin in the shin-
zubin: -So i kicked rob between the legs.
joe: i burned a town down.
andrew: what?!
zubin: what the hell is wrong with you?!?
joe: a lot of things.
rob: no shit.

rob: i am a responsible adult!
joe: *raises brow*
rob: i am an adult.

rob: hey, do you know the password to zubin's computer?
bora: fuck you, rob.
rob: hey!!
bora: no, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyourob".
rob: oh, no numbers? not very safe.

zubin: you have crayons?
rob: yes, i have—
zubin: you're— how old are you?
rob: YES, I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

zubin: blue m&ms are the best.
joe: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
zubin: what about it? they are.
joe: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
joe: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
zubin: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
ross: they're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
rob: i like the yellow ones.
zubin and joe: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

rob: what does "take out" mean?
bora: food.
andrew: dating.
joe: murder.
zubin: it can be all three if you're brave enough.

rob, grinning: i have a knife!
andrew: put it down, rob.
rob: make me! *sprints away*

rob: even zubin and i have been getting closer. the other day, he gave me half of his sandwich.
zubin: i mistook him for a garbage can.

rob: you know, i'm really starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
joe, drinking toast: why do you say that?

rob: this is a mistake 
bora, enthusiastically: a mistake we're going to laugh about one day! 
rob: but not today 
bora, still enthusiastic: oh, no. today's going to be a mess

andrew: lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao 
ross: what did you do? 
andrew: A MISTAKE